The situation with the drought in Texas has gotten so awful that state officials are being forced to begin recycling urine and sewage to come up with drinking water for its population. Texas is not the first state to be forced to treat its sewage for human drinking (
The water in Texas has only been around for 6,000 years. Maybe it's just the fundy water that they're running out of.
That, or he multiplied the bottles of Evian.
I'm all for sending cases of empty water bottles to Texas, labeled "Perry Air".
Given the local weather, it may arrive hot, which would be perfect.
Appropriate though it might be, I can't see it on their license plates any time soon.
There's a yellow rose in Texas, it's that way 'cause of pee ...
<i>Any water is good water</i>
Um, no. No it isn&#039;t. Does the name &quot;Titanic&quot; ring a bell?
It&#039;s what plants crave!
Any water is good water So I took what I could get She looked inside at the brown stained bowl, and said You ain&#039;t seen nothing yet.
Zeus?
This means Texas could be the sexiest, happiest place ever!
Bear Whiz Beer! <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0GBS2kOMEg">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
Kind of puts the yuck in yeehaw doesn&#039;t it?
Actually, this is more a methaphor for Ole Newt&#039;s vanity Presidential race.
Newt says he wants to run his campaign based on ideas. I say it&#039;s running on empty.
Apparently, God&#039;s answer to their &#039;round the clock prayer-a-thon was &quot;Eat shit and die&quot;.
Not quite the solution they were hoping for.