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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I mean, seriously, did you see what he was <i>wearing</i>? He was asking for it.

(Today is Recycle-your-comments Day, apparently.)

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Police chief bonking a heroin addict in Ohio.

Can you blame him? Have you taken a good look at the <i>hookers</i> in Ohio?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm betting that Venn diagram is a nearly perfect circle

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artem1s's avatar

this is really a new Coen Brothers film plot, right? or an old one?

Ah, the days when Athens County was the source of all Ohio's best pot scandals.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Skoal Rebel? I'm going to keep using this until it's the correct answer.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

He'll be in his <strike>stall </strike> bunk

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Jan_in_the_pan's avatar

As a former educator in Glouster, I am proud to see this story featured by The Wonkette.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'd assume not very common, given not only do cops generally have a rather poor opinion of the people they arrest and most of his buddies would tease him mercilessly, but it could easily lead to compromising positions (like this)

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If loving to munch is a crime then lock me up.

There's a typo in your post. I think I fixed it.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Cop car seats are vinyl, not fabric, amirite? I hate to think of what evidence they found, but it was probably on the floor, under the seat.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Oy. I just came to the horrifying realization that that's her on the right.

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schmannity's avatar

Great great grandson of a civil war general, BJ Hooker, has been appointed interim Chief of Police.

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schmannity's avatar

Pope Gregory XIII?

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schmannity's avatar

Heh heh heh. He said insert.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

When they call a policeman's shield a "do anything I want badge", they don't mean it quite this literally.

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