Today, technology can make our lives better -- even if our world as we know it is being destroyed! Oh, well, at least there's a new episode ofGame of -- oh, crap. You can now donate to the presidential campaigns through text! No word on whether the presidential candidates would text back. How much do you wanna bet that Romney uses emoticons to let us know he has emotions? [
Mitt Romney will use emoticons to let us know he has emoticons.
But with even MORE incest!
Yeah, the planet and Life in the general sense will be just fine. It's WE who will be fucked.
<i>What about self-driving cars?</i>
where are the goddamned jetpacks, hmmm?
i was promised jetpacks.
more soft core port to disguise tedious but necessary exposition.
Why does the phrase Greek Nazis sound as odd as Russian Libertarians?