A man named Benjamin Foster, who is apparently a Tim Pawlenty campaign staffer, was arrested for intoxication and trespassing at a home in Ankeny, Iowa early this morning, according to Des Moines station KCCI.
T-Paw is said to be &quot;disappointed,&quot; according to a campaign spokesman. Disappointed. Dude pukes in the yard and attempts breaking and entering, scaring the shit out of a teenage girl, and Pawlenty is disappointed. Okay, that&#039;s it. I&#039;m definitely not voting for him now. Where&#039;s the <i>swagger,</i> Tim?
You could have a friend shoot your cancerous lung with a gun, then go get treated at the ER, like the conservatives like to offer up as their solution to health care.
I got another SqueeBart follower today. I feel the same way I did when I was a kid and was exposed to ringworm. These fuckers must be working in shifts.
<i>&quot;...her dad got his gun out and confronted the man, and that was that...&quot;</i>
It&#039;s like NRA porn, except instead of the pizza guy making a delivery to a lonely housewife, it&#039;s a drunk delivering vomit. Then nature takes its course until the guy with gun ejaculates bullets.
Wayne LaPierre played by Ron Jeremy. Angry Dad played by Lance Romero. Drunk T-Paw guy played by Scott Walker&#039;s Deputy for Licensing.
To be fair the drinking and vomiting probably occurred after Mr. Foster finally read TPaw&#039;s campaign platform. I know it had that effect on me.
T-Paw is said to be &quot;disappointed,&quot; according to a campaign spokesman. Disappointed. Dude pukes in the yard and attempts breaking and entering, scaring the shit out of a teenage girl, and Pawlenty is disappointed. Okay, that&#039;s it. I&#039;m definitely not voting for him now. Where&#039;s the <i>swagger,</i> Tim?
That&#039;s funny, Jim never sticks his arm in my back door and vomits at home . . .
Not fair. DashboardBuddha gets another troll, I want another troll!
Can&#039;t even give him points for originality. Fukkin&#039; doofus.
You could have a friend shoot your cancerous lung with a gun, then go get treated at the ER, like the conservatives like to offer up as their solution to health care.
It&#039;s easy...you just have to be more...or less obnoxious than I am. I can&#039;t tell though.
I got another SqueeBart follower today. I feel the same way I did when I was a kid and was exposed to ringworm. These fuckers must be working in shifts.
M. Night Shyamalan?
i would give you so so many points for that.
thanks for making my day.
Heimlich Maneuver?
i tried to watch the video, but the iowa beef ad that preceded it grossed me out too much.
<i>&quot;...her dad got his gun out and confronted the man, and that was that...&quot;</i>
It&#039;s like NRA porn, except instead of the pizza guy making a delivery to a lonely housewife, it&#039;s a drunk delivering vomit. Then nature takes its course until the guy with gun ejaculates bullets.
Wayne LaPierre played by Ron Jeremy. Angry Dad played by Lance Romero. Drunk T-Paw guy played by Scott Walker&#039;s Deputy for Licensing.
To be fair the drinking and vomiting probably occurred after Mr. Foster finally read TPaw&#039;s campaign platform. I know it had that effect on me.
<i>A chicken in every pot and a drunk intruder in every back door!</i>
Would be nice if you&#039;d leave some of the &quot;good jokes&quot; for the rest of us, Jackie.