Drunken Burrito-Pants Captain America Jailed In Florida
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Hey everybody, Captain America wasn't shot dead after all! He's totally alive, and also in jail for drunkenly fondling some gal at a bar in Florida. Watch America's corpse get defiled again, after the jump. It was just six weeks ago when the tragic news swept over the nation: Beloved Nazi/Jap fighter Captain America had been shot dead (or suicided) outside a courthouse right before he was supposed to be shipped to a Syrian prison and tortured to death by the CIA on Alberto Gonzales' orders which he doesn't recall.
Drunken Burrito-Pants Captain America Jailed In Florida
Drunken Burrito-Pants Captain America Jailed…
Drunken Burrito-Pants Captain America Jailed In Florida
Hey everybody, Captain America wasn't shot dead after all! He's totally alive, and also in jail for drunkenly fondling some gal at a bar in Florida. Watch America's corpse get defiled again, after the jump. It was just six weeks ago when the tragic news swept over the nation: Beloved Nazi/Jap fighter Captain America had been shot dead (or suicided) outside a courthouse right before he was supposed to be shipped to a Syrian prison and tortured to death by the CIA on Alberto Gonzales' orders which he doesn't recall.