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As the war against the gheyz devolves into a slow, messy retreat, accidents are bound to happen. But I think Mr. Dwyer is confusing the "fog of war" with an "alcoholic haze".

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When someone is boinking your wife, 99% of the time it's a hetersexual. So who's the real threat, again?

The Quirk's avatar

It's not a HEALTHY dick.

Whiskey dick, maybe.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

He's sooooooo Republican.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

“Over the summer, he spent some days rewiring and lettering The Legislator on his Baja powerboat, drinking Coors Light, sometimes fishing or running a Jet Ski on the Magothy River.”

I have always said that Lite beer causes brain damage. Or is it a symptom?

Mahousu's avatar

He found he could better protect the sanctity of marriage from the outside rather than the inside.

Admittedly, though, his naval record in that fight is now not quite spotless.

bobbert's avatar

Wait, he was drinking Coors Lite? How did he manage to get drunk?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Having seen his photo, my attraction to women is strengthened.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

From Wikipedia: <i>"On August 22, 2012, Dwyer was operating a motorboat on the Magothy River when he collided with another vessel, seriously injuring himself, <b>his male companion</b>, and five others (including three children)."</i>

I never heard Marcus Bachmann was in a boat accident.

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On the bright side, between the civil suit and the alimony, this cretin will soon be forced to look for a real job, leading to a measurable improvement in the Maryland legislature.

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Question is, which side? That'll tell any boater who was to blame. Although, you would think that "Which one was drunk?" would resolve the matter.

SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>This man is worried that men might want to touch his bottom</blockquote>

Oh honey, trust me, you have nothing to fear.