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kmblue187's avatar

Fair.

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Megan Macomber's avatar

But Jackson HAS "exemplified the highest traditions" of THIS PARTICULAR military mess!!! It's all there: the denigration of women, the substance abuse, the dereliction of duty, and most of all the obsequious sucking up to Lord Trump.

Give the man FIVE stars. Why not make it SEVEN? Then send him over to Space Force and shoot him to the moon.

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Bel-Ami's avatar

We are living in the Upside Down.

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Paul Kemnitzer's avatar

It's Dr. Drunk! Here he is hanging out at airport lounge. https://youtu.be/FkW35T1jQB0?si=IKylJnpDRhemo_Vr

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. I truly love the way your disdain and contempt drip all over the page. Well done.

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RRJKR's avatar

Rear Admiral emphasis on "rear" like the wrong end of a horse. "Ass Admiral"

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

I do not know what is with you people! Ronny Jackson is a brilliant healer! Just look how well he treated Dear Leader’s ear. Not the hint of a scar!

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Dennis Patterson's avatar

This fucker said a pathological narcissist was a very stable genius.

Lying shit traitor. Fuck him!

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Joe Christmas's avatar

At least this sociopath, sorry, Dr. Sociopath, is showing his evil facies.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

WHAR DR?

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Herr Snackmeier's avatar

It's like tail hook weekend everyday!

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calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

I am old enough to get that reference.

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

It’s alarming (but helpful?) how the general atmosphere of degeneracy that hangs over the White House like a fetid cloud gives every prick license to be their absolute worst selves. Calling President Biden an “old fool”. What a hateful piece of shit. This “man” was President Obama’s doctor and as soon as Trump came along his true self apparently emerged like a busted ass Jack in the Box. The Orange Stain is like a litmus test for assholes. DC is full of them. In case there was any doubt.

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Gammarae's avatar

Dear Mr. Phelan:

Somebody is going around writing bullshit letters and signing your name. Thought you ought to know.

Sincerely,

A Big Fan

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I think his correct honorary is Rep. Ronny Fucking Piece of Shit Jackson.

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Erisian's avatar

"It’s out with the intelligence and the decency and the honor and the expertise and the cleverness and the talent and the impressively completed missions and the women and the LGBT and non-white people, and in with the rapists, the racists, the sexists, the alcoholics, the stupids, the Nazis, the traitors, and the Christian nationalists."

If the Fulvous Fuckwad and SecDef Kegbreath ***didn't*** purge the military of anyone and everyone who doesn't fit the mold that the current regime demands then our national security is in jeopardy. I mean, how else can you build up a military loyal to an individual (the Corrupt Coral Coward) and not to the Constitution without breaking a few heads... sorry... breaking a few rules?

It seems as if a large number of those enlisting these days are the dregs of the country who think that being in the military will give them some sort of power to harm and belittle those they think done them dirty, and not by people who are patriots who want to protect and defend the Constitution. (These fine folk are the ones the ICEholes rejected for being too violent.) A diverse army was destroyed in the name of party, racial homogeneity, or gender discrimination then specific goals, as stated and exemplified by the Carrot Chancre -- the walking embodiment of explosive diarrhea -- are doomed to fail before they even begin.

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"Military funeral honors for traitors who got shot in the face in the Capitol on January 6 because they deserved it?"

At least, for the time being, the rumors that Kegbreath planned on renaming Elmendorf Air Force Base to honor Ms Babbitt are false. OTOH, I wouldn't put it past him to actually try to do that -- under direct orders from the Halloween Orange Hemorrhoid. Kegbreath would never make a decision without clearing it with the Whale-sized Pumpkin Wannabe Potentate first.

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"Firing the head of the Defense Intelligence Agency for refusing to say Trump’s and Secretary Shitfaced’s Iran operation was the most perfect TOTAL OBLITERATION in the history of total obliterations?"

Failure to parrot talking points from the Deep Saffron Dipstick or one of his sockpuppets is grounds for immediate termination... and in some cases termination with maximum prejudice.

fnord

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Sojourner44's avatar

Jackson's service as Trump's physician reminds me of Theodor Morrell's service to Hitler.

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