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Lefty Mark's avatar

"There’s got to be some liebrul cruise we can go on, right? Something chock full of debauchery and drugs and buttsecks and all the things liebruls like?"

Well, as one of my college roommates used to say, "You don't need a boat to cruise."

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Just wait until it's your turn in the barrel.

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She's three sheets to the wind and she hasn't even left the dock.

bobbert's avatar

Thank you for that image. I'll treasure that.

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Actually, the sci-fi one by Russo has its points. It's a little sketchy, because it tries to compress a whole fictional universe, and some specific events, into a short novel, but I thought it was pretty good.

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Are these actual things? Just curious, but not very.

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Hey, if you need a wedding done, I'm one for one. (It was hetero, because Utah, but he Universal Life Church don't care).

bobbert's avatar

Portland:

Great downtown park, museums, cultural shit.

Motherfucking great breweries.

Did I mention the breweries?

bobbert's avatar

I think Coleridge did that.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

It's such an actual thing that they have actual <a href="http:\/\/vimeo.com\/25731991" target="_blank">Noodling Queens</a>.

And, no, not nearly as gay as it sounds.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

"Voyage of the Damned" and "Ship of Fools" both seem so apt. If only there were a way to combine them. "Voyage of the Ship of Damned Fools"?

Incoming Ham's avatar

They did this with Paula Deen after her debacle. Hanging with your sexist/racist homies at sea. At least they are isolated from the rest of America and the local indigenous personnel.

PubOption's avatar

The South will rise again?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

What a tough choice for wingnuts! Shewtin' seagullz, or fucking chickens...

PubOption's avatar

The cabin staff are not expecting tips for this cruise.