You know the <i>real</i> purpose of camouflage clothing? It is simply to <i>hide</i> from the ducks. <i>HIDE</i> from non-threatening, not-very-large, non-flesh-eating <i>DUCKS</i>! What a bunch of pussies.
&quot;My cousins are as close as brothers&quot; is one of the best lyrics ever.
I saw this headline and thought: he&#039;s still a thing?
And then I realized: Yes. Yes, he IS still a thing - much as dung beetles are a thing.
To paraphrase Jon Stewart, the Muslin beard is OK because he&#039;s also wearing a cammo bandana?
Why do you have to dress up like a SEAL to go hunting? Do the ducks also have shotguns?
You know the <i>real</i> purpose of camouflage clothing? It is simply to <i>hide</i> from the ducks. <i>HIDE</i> from non-threatening, not-very-large, non-flesh-eating <i>DUCKS</i>! What a bunch of pussies.
also, too, a sister. Nope, just one thing.
As soon as Brad Pitt takes up psychiatry, we are all doomed.
Damn, I have two thumbs but can only give you one for this comment (if such things were allowed).
Also works without the m and u.