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beatbort's avatar

And Jed was already taken.

$29459633's avatar

I thought you wrote a brutally honest critique of the interpersonal dynamics of an MFA course through the medium of an unreliable narrator, with frilly narrative tricks throughout and eventually one of the characters emerged as a triumphant literary superman, entirely unrelated to oneself. Huh, the more you learn, eh?

Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

Do you know who else needed new ovens?

JoeChristmas's avatar

Tis would have never happened if he had been home schooled!

eggs ackly-wright's avatar

Great new show on TLC: Satanic Cults of Jupiter, FL.

Followed by: Cash in the Addict

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

"... A Kardashian" The crossover that will change reality TV.

Lizzietish81's avatar

Steer clear of Spiderman then.

Janecita 🇵🇸🇾🇪's avatar

I'd say Hitler, but it seems that his (unfortunately) worked fine.

Janecita 🇵🇸🇾🇪's avatar

The person would never masturbate again for sure!

elviouslyqueer's avatar

I dunno. The Fairly Oddparents have a lot of 'splaining to do.

elviouslyqueer's avatar

Not to belittle this Ducker's molestation claims, but seriously, JEP? Who the fuck names their kid Jep? Was Jethro too obvious?

It's Just Toomush's avatar

That is a lot of Hail Mary....

JoeChristmas's avatar

Sounds like he was playing ducktor.

Virginia Bee & Cat's avatar

Kudos to him for actually talking to his daughters about some things that aren't OK for others to force on you. Even though I don't watch his show, I like him defending his girls. Nice change of pace for those kinds of people.