The fundamentalist wackaloon "Duck Dynasty" family still exists, and youngest son Jep Robertson has decided now is a good time to come forward with his own story about being a reality teevee star who was molested as a child. (Not by an older sibling, though; that would be REALLY messed up.)
I thought you wrote a brutally honest critique of the interpersonal dynamics of an MFA course through the medium of an unreliable narrator, with frilly narrative tricks throughout and eventually one of the characters emerged as a triumphant literary superman, entirely unrelated to oneself. Huh, the more you learn, eh?
Kudos to him for actually talking to his daughters about some things that aren't OK for others to force on you. Even though I don't watch his show, I like him defending his girls. Nice change of pace for those kinds of people.
And Jed was already taken.
I thought you wrote a brutally honest critique of the interpersonal dynamics of an MFA course through the medium of an unreliable narrator, with frilly narrative tricks throughout and eventually one of the characters emerged as a triumphant literary superman, entirely unrelated to oneself. Huh, the more you learn, eh?
Do you know who else needed new ovens?
Tis would have never happened if he had been home schooled!
Great new show on TLC: Satanic Cults of Jupiter, FL.
Followed by: Cash in the Addict
"... A Kardashian" The crossover that will change reality TV.
Steer clear of Spiderman then.
I'd say Hitler, but it seems that his (unfortunately) worked fine.
My mother?
The person would never masturbate again for sure!
I dunno. The Fairly Oddparents have a lot of 'splaining to do.
Archer begs to differ...
Not to belittle this Ducker's molestation claims, but seriously, JEP? Who the fuck names their kid Jep? Was Jethro too obvious?
That is a lot of Hail Mary....
Sounds like he was playing ducktor.
Kudos to him for actually talking to his daughters about some things that aren't OK for others to force on you. Even though I don't watch his show, I like him defending his girls. Nice change of pace for those kinds of people.