We know everyone is shocked -- SHOCKED -- that a conservative christian reality teevee star thinks that gays are super-icky because who would want buttsechs in the bumbum when the sweet sweet vajayjay is RIGHT THERE for the taking?!? In fact, we know
Wait, ZZ Top has a teevee show? I thought "Duck Dynasty" was a show about Chinese waterfowl. Who knew this? Why didn't you tell me? Now I feel stupid.
With rights come responsibilities. You have the right to shoot your mouth off about queers 'n vajayjays, and you have to take responsibility for the ensuing shitstorm.
<i>Once again, the government is taking a hands-off approach, and has not once threatened to send Mr. Robertson to a FEMA Re-Educate or Die Camp&hellip; yet.</i>
Gawdammit anyway. If Bamz wasn&#039;t bogged down helping poors with healthcare, he&#039;d get those FEMA camps up and running. Cause there&#039;s a whole lotta need for &#039;em, NOW!
Sorry Banjo Boy. If you get fired from your job for saying something that reflects badly on your employer- it&#039;s not a violation of the First Amendment. You&#039;re just stupid.
The way Ol&#039; Backwoods sees it, John Edwards was right: there are two Americas. Here they are: Duck Commander&#039;s America and PajamaBoy&#039;s .
Duck Commander&#039;s America values righteous living, limited and distributed government, fiscal prudence, self-reliance, and stewardship of natural resources by Mankind who is appointed master of them. (Thus, hunting and fishing.) It values families headed by a married man and a woman, and children raised to respect the rule of law, their elders, and the rights of others. Many, if not most, in Duck Commander&#039;s America are Christians and observant Jews, and stand for the truth of the Word of God, even as it judges our own lives.
But PajamaBoy&#039;s America is a Potempkin village of lies and illusions. PJ America stands for utter dependence on big centralized government, which prints funny money, taking from the producers and giving without requiring labor to the non-producers, who &quot;do what feels good,&quot; regardless of any moral standard but that which man makes. PJ America places worship of the Earth, plants and animals over man, and through the power of big government, restricts access to necessary resources. It values destruction of children in the womb above the raising of a family. Parents are optional in PJ America, as children are raised by agents of the State, which ensures a perpetual childhood, without any discrimination or punishment for anything the child does. PJ America values &quot;truthiness&quot; (i.e., propaganda the gullible will swallow) over truth, and &quot;spin&quot; over honesty. It uses the media, big-government&#039;s right arm, at every turn to shame the righteous and those who do not conform to its diabolical vision for the future, namely, the boot stamping a human face forever, as Orwell put it.</i>
The only bad thing about him being suspended is that I have now been exposed, via brief sound bytes on various shows (Jon and Stephen), to this man&#039;s &quot;wisdom&quot;. My virgin ears!
Wait, ZZ Top has a teevee show? I thought &quot;Duck Dynasty&quot; was a show about Chinese waterfowl. Who knew this? Why didn&#039;t you tell me? Now I feel stupid.
right.
And here you go: <b>Duck Commander&trade; Plug n&#039; Play Hunting Video Game</b> <a href="http://www.cabelas.com/prod..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.cabelas.com/product/DUCK-COMMANDER-PLU...">http://www.cabelas.com/prod...
With rights come responsibilities. You have the right to shoot your mouth off about queers &#039;n vajayjays, and you have to take responsibility for the ensuing shitstorm.
FYI - this guy has a masters in education.
This is bad news for the Benghazi Baiters.
<i>Once again, the government is taking a hands-off approach, and has not once threatened to send Mr. Robertson to a FEMA Re-Educate or Die Camp&hellip; yet.</i>
Gawdammit anyway. If Bamz wasn&#039;t bogged down helping poors with healthcare, he&#039;d get those FEMA camps up and running. Cause there&#039;s a whole lotta need for &#039;em, NOW!
Unfortunately the Top are friggin&#039; Republicans as well.
Sorry Banjo Boy. If you get fired from your job for saying something that reflects badly on your employer- it&#039;s not a violation of the First Amendment. You&#039;re just stupid.
And Phil is the turd.
One cultural warrior explains things using Phil Robertson and the Obamacare Pajama Guy: <a href="http://www.backwoodsenginee..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.backwoodsengineer.com/2013/12/ducks-do...">http://www.backwoodsenginee... <i>
The way Ol&#039; Backwoods sees it, John Edwards was right: there are two Americas. Here they are: Duck Commander&#039;s America and PajamaBoy&#039;s .
Duck Commander&#039;s America values righteous living, limited and distributed government, fiscal prudence, self-reliance, and stewardship of natural resources by Mankind who is appointed master of them. (Thus, hunting and fishing.) It values families headed by a married man and a woman, and children raised to respect the rule of law, their elders, and the rights of others. Many, if not most, in Duck Commander&#039;s America are Christians and observant Jews, and stand for the truth of the Word of God, even as it judges our own lives.
But PajamaBoy&#039;s America is a Potempkin village of lies and illusions. PJ America stands for utter dependence on big centralized government, which prints funny money, taking from the producers and giving without requiring labor to the non-producers, who &quot;do what feels good,&quot; regardless of any moral standard but that which man makes. PJ America places worship of the Earth, plants and animals over man, and through the power of big government, restricts access to necessary resources. It values destruction of children in the womb above the raising of a family. Parents are optional in PJ America, as children are raised by agents of the State, which ensures a perpetual childhood, without any discrimination or punishment for anything the child does. PJ America values &quot;truthiness&quot; (i.e., propaganda the gullible will swallow) over truth, and &quot;spin&quot; over honesty. It uses the media, big-government&#039;s right arm, at every turn to shame the righteous and those who do not conform to its diabolical vision for the future, namely, the boot stamping a human face forever, as Orwell put it.</i>
The only bad thing about him being suspended is that I have now been exposed, via brief sound bytes on various shows (Jon and Stephen), to this man&#039;s &quot;wisdom&quot;. My virgin ears!
Ack.