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I'll do my rubbin out with cornhuskers lotion Thank you

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And with those beards you can be sure both flavors are halal!

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I'm surprised their religious doctrine tolerates meat rubbing.

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Do you have to cook the possum if it's been laying on the tarmac in August for a couple hours?

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Adds a little oomph to your favorite "Roadkill Surprise" recipe.

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Concise, and to the point. A+

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Yeah they really have nothing to do with Louisiana

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I gar-on-tee

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These fuckers have nothing like Tony Cochere. I found out that you can Tony Cochere's on a va ja ja and it taste like fish.

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Tired loser has-been hacks doing what now?

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