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ξЂιϯ, if I can't openly type the word "porn" then ſʊɔӄ it.

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This is, of course, by design.

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Evan Hurst should pick the lead photo for every post from now on. Screw the ponies.

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What about the sheep? What should we do with them. Mutton, anyone?

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I heard that they also like to look at smµt.

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That other day? With the Miss Lindsay story? Yeah. I had a dream about him that night. We were hanging out, shirtless, drinking heavily. There was no sex. I swear. I am not very gay. I swear.Point: Even Huckabee might not work with a bunch of hot-blooded Bible-pounding closet-jockeys.

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i conducted the same research, over several decades...it's the guitars, katie...all o them

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O/T but this is my favorite thing to be accused of all week:

Conservative radio host freaks out: ‘Transgender crowd’ will use magnets to suck God from your brain

http://www.rawstory.com/201...

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You say yeast, I say no. You say stop, I say dough dough dough.

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So much ferment over this. Matzo matter with erewhon?

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These dudes are storing their penises in each others butts for safe keeping? Am I getting this right.

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Fucking magnets? Only trans people know how they work?

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They suck at gay sex too, you know.

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They have their ways of checking each other out...

https://youtu.be/pG8kQPdXonw

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You people have no culture. In any case, it looks like this joke has fizzed out.

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