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Though he is far better in his field than Curious George is in his.

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If it had actually happened (and as I understand it there's no reason why Josh wouldn't have molested his brothers as well) they'd be covering it even harder, for just that reason.

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I'm still of the opinion that Dad was likely doing exactly the same thing, because he could. Apple, tree, etc.

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... Christ on a cracker, you don't suppose that was the original plan before the excrement contacted the airflow augmentation device, do you?

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Too bad for them (and anyone who has any contact with them) that they'd rather sacrifice their kids than give up their fabricated faith.

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Convenient for them, though. Therapy and counselling are time-consuming and require hard work on the part of the sufferer, to get the benefit of it. While praying is quick, easy, and apparently works first time, every time. And if you backslide, well, another prayer and poof, you're well again!

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As I recall, both the Dugs and their supporters have already trotted that out. It's pretty much the go-to 'explanation' for why they should get a free pass for violating religious commandments and/or secular laws.

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19. And counting.

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Somebody was going to.

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We could tell 'em they're there to minister to the fallen. For the next 20-to-life years.

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Must mess with their heads when they find out that 'God provides' is meant spiritually and doesn't work at all in the Walmart checkout line.

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I'm surprised that you could actually give a date.

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*golf clap*

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A little retooling and it could work. We still follow the day-to-day of the odious Duggars, but now each female child will be accompanied 24/7 by an edgy cop in riot gear, carrying an AR-15 at port arms. Ratings gold!

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Ew. Golf clap, but ew.

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Or a cop who didn't share those particular tastes.

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