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MOH winner....

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That actor played it so smarmy...he has talent.

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EVAN HURST = Spooning with Nick Denton inside the Gawker LGBT bathhouse.(too bad that washed up slob Hulk Hogan is going to soon own Denton's monkey screech blog empire).

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While I assume this article is clearly sarcasm, I suspect there just might be more than a hint of truth in it. The Duggars are just creepy.

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19 kids? Sterilize them all and save the world from overpopulation!

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You forgot to mention Josiah's intrigue in the melon section ;; Coming to a supermarket near you!!

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Allegedly. It would be downright irresponsible not to ask questions and such.

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"But then most TV today is aimed at people with 2-digit IQs"

Like christianists, and their insane cousins the creationists.

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True. Also Second Amendment-ists.

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Holy shit, is that true? Or is that just a coincidence? How bizarre.

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That would be one weird-ass coincidence! If you haven't already google "trig palin ears".

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That is too deep a rabbit hole for me to go down today, thank you. ;)

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We understand. Some things can never be un-seen.

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Just because most of them can control themselves and you can't doesn't mean they are wrong or wierd or strange. That idea says more about you than them.

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"your 19 children barely reach the age of sexual maturity and you set to the task of finding arranged marriage Christian diddle-sex partners for them, so they may each have 19 children of their own!"

And thusly "Idiocracy" was shown to be a true prediction of the future...

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Barf.

That is all.

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