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Hey, 'Bama, thank god you don't need Messicans to pick cheese doodles ...

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The actually might charging for these little marvels of Amurikan ingenuity. <a href="http://consumerist.com/2011..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://consumerist.com/2011/09/heinz-unveils-new-...">http://consumerist.com/2011...

Seriously, what fucking took them this long to get this to market? Patent of the century!

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Very true. I had some ugly-ass heirloom the other day and thought ' why do we eat those other tasteless shitballs?' The old varieties are like eating a steak!

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You are a fucking problem solver! Boom, done. ...

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True story. My sister, of all people, went into the ketchup business. She sold a ketchup made from "an old family recipe". I happen to be in that family, but I only saw Heinz on the table. I think they hid the family recipe ketchup from me. Bastards.

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As much as the TP'ers would like to erase the illegal immigrants, the fact is they come here for work, usually a particular kind of work. In other words, the market as spoken. And it says we need those people. And when you think about it, borders and citizenship are a just a bunch of government regulations. Your move, TP'ers.

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yeah but none of it will matter b/c we won't have a fed, a currency or a credit rating.

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i see another republican job creator is just creatin them jobs.

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The short term solution would be to let them just buy the Messicans. The state obviously can't function without some sort of slavery.

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You forgot dandruff.

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