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Dirty Work's avatar

This isn't one of those woke amendments. The drinking fountains' that allow people who don't look like me.

The bitches get to vote for instance.

This is bedrock, original text. Congress writes the checks.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

“Remember water fountains. Now they have those bottle filling stations. You press the button. Ping ping ping. The water comes out. And it comes out like no one has ever seen. It’s a mess. Almost as bad as the toilets that you have to flush 12 times. What was I talking about? Oh yeah, my friend Lindsey.”

Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

Worried your store bought groceries might give you explosive diarrhea?

Try these sheet pan roadkill recipes.

NYT

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

They’ll be a favorite at the next measles party!

Erisian's avatar

When will you people finally realize that the Fulvous Fuckwad is only withholding funds to force blue states to deal with the rampant fraud infecting their governments and the non-profits taking undue advantage of taxpayer largesse? If these fraudsters would get their shit together, deal on the up and up, and kowtow before the Orange G-d King then they can have good things and a high quality of life like AL, AR, KT, LA, MS, or OK.

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"it’s nice for the administration to put it in writing. It should make the lawsuits go worse for them"

Can someone, anyone, please explain to me why the gubmint has no problems putting a solid condemnation of their partisan asshattery on paper but find it impossible to put The Federally Persecuted Patriot Reparation Fund and the ridiculous no IRS investigations against the oh-so-honestly submitted tax returns of the Corrupter-in-Chief, his family, his friends (I argue that he has no friends, just toadies who enjoy stroking his extraordinarily small crotch mushroom for whatever crumbs he might toss their way), and major donors are truly dead and not waiting resurrection when Blanche is confirmed as AG (which looks like it ain't gonna happen) in writing.

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"if we lived in one of those snow-bombed states, we would have bothered writing the IRS a big check in April."

I'd like to see how the federal gubmint would be able to continue paying off red states at the cost of the blue should the blue states do the smart thing and withhold funds due the fed gubmint. CA sends about $275 billion more to the fed than they get in return; NY sends ~$76b more, NJ ~$68b, IL ~$63b, and WA ~$57b. IOW these five states send almost $540b to the fed than the fed sends them. Other blue states that contribute more include: CO, CT, DE, MA, MN, and RI (figures from https://usafacts.org/articles/which-states-contribute-the-most-and-least-to-federal-revenue/)

fnord

SkeptiKC's avatar

[snarls furiously]

It is too damned far PAST redemption day.

rawrtigerlily's avatar

Pretty audacious considering most of the money supporting the federal government comes from the pockets of people in blue states to begin with.

Hops: grrr mad's avatar

Two can play at that game. If they're not going to provide the money for services that others get, then they don't deserve our tax dollars. Fuck them. See you in court. Or the Boston Harbor, which ever they'd prefer.

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

somehow it already Thursday? wut?

that means Hooperday is less than 24 hours away, because nao yrrrr

smoking lamp is lit [hooraaay]!

Dirty Work's avatar

I'm slower than was I in my youth but that's not your fault.

Where's my bong?

I'm not burning daylight.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Here, comrade [profers bong with generously packed bowl] and lighter.

Blaze it up.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Oh, the recipient states want to stick it to the donor states even more like some ne’er-do-well 20-year old who blows off classes and flunks a semester so he gets an extra semester of his parents supporting him. Cool, cool.

Demme Epstein Fatale's avatar

Californian here:

I'd like to see all those MAGAts in red states get along without our money.

(Fuck their feelings!)

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

But, but if you don’t give them your federal tax dollars, they’d have to do sochalizms and have like a real state income tax or something.

noname's avatar

It's not Florida here; we do have a state income tax.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

I see the confusion. I was responding to “MAGAts in red states.” I know we have a significant California income tax, which is one of the reasons rich a-holes here moved to Texas, Tennessee, Florida, Nevada, et al. as soon as they couldn’t write off their state and local taxes from what they owe the feds.

SkeptiKC's avatar

This lifetime Washington state is getting sick and tired of SUBSIDIZING these reprobate Red states with my tax $$$.

noname's avatar

I still have my Pacific Coastal Union fantasies, all up and down, with open borders to both Canada and Mexico.

SkeptiKC's avatar

I dream about the beautiful, west coast NATION of Pacifica economically dwarfing the fractured confederate nation of America no longer designated as "united" in any context.

This civil disruption and division is LONG past due.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

The unlimited SALT deduction needs to come back, maybe even with a 125 or 150% deduction rate to encourage states to tax their residents themselves and run their social programs.

VaselineHabits's avatar

Blue Texan here, MAKE THEM SUFFER

I'd HOPE it would make residents realize Republicans dont give a shit about you. But I'm not going to waste my time, it's been 40 years of MY LIFE - FUCKING LEARN.

Tecolote's avatar

It's the biggest welfare scam ever.

Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

RFK jr is apparently going to be hosting a cooking show with celebrities?

So cabinet members can just have side gigs now? Sean Duffy was going to have a road trip show.

ResistanceFictionistaBlondeIQ's avatar

"You get a whale smoothie, you get a whale smoothie, YOU get a whale smoothie!"

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I read a tidbit that said RFKj had "lost interest". I think he realized vaccines don't cause autism.

Hops: grrr mad's avatar

"Roadkill Crudités, With Your Host RFK Jr."

PeteWa's avatar

“I will literally eat anything because I don't have a gag reflex," Kennedy said

Ummmmm.

Okay, Junkie.

SterWonk's avatar

Weren't GOPers getting into high dudgeon 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘆𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗱𝗮𝘆, over the fact that Fauci noted in his diary ~~how weird it was that pop-culture celebrities were praising him~~ 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘳𝘺 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘥𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴, because of his role in the COVID-19 response?

VaselineHabits's avatar

... projection. Like Trump never shuts up about "his ratings"

VaselineHabits's avatar

They all want to be stars! Maybe we could have just given him a cooking show instead of putting him in charge of our health?

Good to know "celebrities" will be filming with him, just so I know who else to boycott.

The Wanderer's avatar

"Roadkill with Robert."

tek's avatar

"Some people say you should drain the whale's head before strapping it to the top of your minivan, but I find that step is unnecessary.."

Vileaxxe's avatar

Yup, I’ve still got a gag reflex.

Tia Loca's avatar

“ I find it gets the juices going

And by the time you get home, everybody will be hungry for what you be cooking”

EyeQueue's avatar

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

Foods that’ll make you gag.

Bizarre Foods was already taken.

tek's avatar

Whaddya bet this is actually funded by the govt as "outreach"...

Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

I am old enough to remember when it was illegal for Hunter Biden to sell paintings as a private citizen.

VaselineHabits's avatar

His dick was ILLEGAL!

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Empty G certainly thought it was SOMETHING

jaspersdad's avatar

A U.S. government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a State Department presentation at a global conference taking place in Brazil this week, causing a stir among attendees who took screenshots and posted them online.

https://www.newsnationnow.com/politics/state-dept-apologizes-for-map-mislabeling-african-countries/

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

Are you telling me Africa doesn't have a Gulf of America?

noname's avatar

Incompetence is one thing, but EVERY country sound intentional.

Mysterysurf's avatar

Forget it, Jake, it's AI-town.

MRK's avatar

Biggest offender there would be a landlocked Cote D'Ivoire.

SterWonk's avatar

It's a Reuters story, so here it is from a different outlet than the wingnuts at NewsNation:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/state-dept-apologizes-map-mislabeling-145654180.html

SterWonk's avatar

Even better. I just copy/pasted the headline, and the first non-NewsNation link was Yahoo!, so I went with that.

The Wanderer's avatar

(boggles at the map) A bunch of us here play Worldle every single day, and that's fucking hideous.

I am ashamed and appalled.

tek's avatar

uh huh

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝐷𝑒𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑 𝑖𝑡 𝑡𝑜𝑜𝑘 “𝑓𝑢𝑙𝑙 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑏𝑖𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑦” 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑓𝑢𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑝 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑑𝑢𝑐𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑎 𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑚 𝑚𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟 𝑤ℎ𝑜 ℎ𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑦 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑙𝑖𝑑𝑒 𝑑𝑒𝑐𝑘 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡.

Cincinnatus's avatar

Well, we know that "team member" certainly wasn't a DEI hire.

VaselineHabits's avatar

Feels AI ran by morons that dont check their work

jaspersdad's avatar

Make me this map but create it with the average American's geographical knowledge

You got it!

The Wanderer's avatar

(inserts [wanking-motion.gif])

jaspersdad's avatar

The Horn of America

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

They're not sorry. They did that to show superiority.

jaspersdad's avatar

At this point I'd be more surprised if they got it right.

EyeQueue's avatar

Yep. I think it was on purpose.

SkeptiKC's avatar

It was DAMNED deliberate, comrade.

The Wanderer's avatar

Yeah.

"We don't care, and we'll prove it."

Hank Napkin's avatar

VICTORY LIKE EVERYONE HAS ALWAYS SEEN BEFORE!!!

US Senate rejects bid to rein in Trump’s authority over Iran war. Measure fails 49-50.

SkeptiKC's avatar

THIS demonstrates just how far this "democratic" [gags violently] republic has plummeted in the past few years.

I have abandoned any and all hopes of living long enough to witness the United States of

America genuinely, educated, humbly redeemed.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

And Hoodie, of course, voted with the Rethugs.

The Wanderer's avatar

Quislings!

Cannibals!

Bashi-bazouks!

tek's avatar

Complicit.

42tontom's avatar

Remember when Joe Biden got that Infrastructure Bill passed, and only about one of the republicans voted for it, so it was a BIPARTISAN bill?

And then all the republicans took credit for the projects in their districts. Those scamps!

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

And now Trump is redirecting the money to demolish woke bike lanes.

ResistanceFictionistaBlondeIQ's avatar

Funny way of spelling "assholes," but maybe that's the British way.

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Apropos of fucking which, check out this particular bullshit "funding opportunity" from the USDOJ:

>>DOJ FY 2026 Bridging Immigration-Related Deficits Experienced Nationwide (“BIDEN”) Program Round 2<<

Yup, it's a grant program specifically tailored to round up and arrest "criminal illegal aliens," all of which apparently marched in during the Biden administration (hence the kicky title).

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Fucking psychotic children run this place.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

You misspelled "scumbags."

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

They always do that. I have stories about that nonsense too.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. New Yorker here, and we loathe and detest That Thing in the Offal Office with decades of practice. It's clear to me that anyone with any humanity, empathy, and/or compassion who does NOT vote a straight Democratic* ticket in November is a traitor to everything this country once stood for, period.

*I often vote for the Democrat on the Working Families Party line.

EyeQueue's avatar

Ballots need to list party affiliation, period. Here in AZ some of the major positions like Mayor don't list party and I have to go look elsewhere. To me, that is unacceptable.

I want to see on the ballot which party each candidate, including judges, are. In the case of judges, I want the party that appointed them.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Judges should not be partisan NOR elected. America's legal system is broken at least in part by that fact.

EyeQueue's avatar

I agree. But in the meantime, I want to know which party they are affiliated with, LOL!

Hops: grrr mad's avatar

I will never vote for another repug ever again. They've shamed themselves forever.

SkeptiKC's avatar

I reistered to vote on my early October 18th birthday. I am currently waiting my 63rd birthday.

NEVER in all of those years and elections have I EVER voted for a Rethuglicon. I would sooner cut off my own right arm.

Hops: grrr mad's avatar

The last R I voted for here in MA was Silvio Conte, who was actually a decent guy. That was a loooooong time ago.

Old Man Shadow's avatar

Not sure how it would work, but I think at least one blue state (cough CALFORNIA cough) should try to pass a law that mandated all payroll tax deductions go through Sacramento first before being sent to the Feds, so they could turn off the spigot should they want to do so.

Jim Smith II's avatar

A quick search didn't turn up anything but I seem to remember something (from Marketplace?) about states, CA specifically, having Fed taxes sent to an escrow account. We'd be technically paying them, but would release the money "when needed".

BosGrl's avatar

Would that be legal? If so, I'd love for MA to sign up.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Probably not, but it could be fought out in the courts for a decade.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

Is anything really legal or illegal now? Seems like politics is just seeing who blinks first.

SterWonk's avatar

> Is anything really legal or illegal now?

Whatever five members of SCOTUS say it is. 🤢

Snarfyguy's avatar

Yeah, it's like do whatever you want and then fight it out in the courts later.

Even if you ultimately lose, it's too late to help anyone you fucked over, so you just pay a penalty.

Sounds like the kind of thing they'd teach at Trump University.

tek's avatar

Yup, we're boned.

EyeQueue's avatar

This right here.

They are completely lawless.

Why should we decent folk we hampered by it? Why can't we play by the same rules?

Hops: grrr mad's avatar

"Obeying the law is for suckers."

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

OT but I cannot wait to share. Estimates are out about the cost to the city from Neil the Seal's last year. The bill so far is about $31,000 AU$, with invoices outstanding. 🦭

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Thank you for introducing me to Neil! 60 Minutes Australia has a wonderful profile:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIW5xTYqjj4&t=328s

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

He is THE BEST! I'll be sure to announce it when he returns in a few months.

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

I hope they're making money off merch!

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

(going to go ahead and guess the city made moar than that on taxes collected from tourists alone)

wobbly's avatar

What were they feeding him, caviar?

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

He liked to beat up luxury SUVs, bollards, and fences.

wobbly's avatar

"I got this, you orcas can take care of the yachts."

pstokk's avatar

Again, if you want to fight back you have to nag your blue state legislatures, AGs and governors. They won't do anything unless they're pushed.

Are they suing? Are they suing enough? Are they loud on the news and media? Are they making a stink?

Beyond those things, federal activities are dependent on numerous kinds of state support. Are the blue states willing to respond to fascist strangulation with countermeasures that risk them getting sued or arrested?

We haven't seen much of the latter. Lots of tough words. No tough actions so far.

Plenty of lawsuits, that's good. Enough though? Allocating funds for waging legal war against the fascists?

BosGrl's avatar

From the mass.gov federal accountability dashboard:

"Lawsuit Highlights

"No one, even the President of the United States, is above the law. To date, Attorney General Campbell has filed 47 lawsuits against the Trump Administration for its unlawful and reckless actions. These actions put Massachusetts residents’ health care, education, and jobs at risk."

https://www.mass.gov/info-details/massachusetts-federal-accountability-dashboard

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

New York State jacked the Feds in a bunch of legislation that passed last Session.

SayItWithWookies's avatar

Here's FEMA's checklist for states and territories to request a disaster declaration:

https://www.fema.gov/sites/default/files/documents/states-and-territories-request-checklist.pdf

Nothing includes what party won that state's electoral votes. Sounds like fraud to me when there are unpublished and highly partisan requirements for aid. Maybe Assmouth can put his loyalty demands in writing -- that's what I always asked my shitty former boss to do when he tried to commit fraud.

tek's avatar

"Nice little state ya got there.. shame if sumthin' should happen to it.."