Sexytime Jesus Vacation Remember the good old days, back when yr Wonkette would write about the Duggars just to make fun of them, and not because their oldest boy used to have a problem with his fingers wandering off into his sisters, and how his dick
The bible didn't really mean to not pray in public. It really meant pray in public with a large group & hire at least 2 photographers to not pray but stand over you, eyes open, taking a shot of you praying to post on the internet, to show people how much praying you do.
Just putting it into perspective for the Post-Reagan War On Drugs generations who were raised to believe that anyone involved with the drug trade automatically is the devil . . .
Their contributions probably didn't pay the round trip airfare, as I'm sure TLC took care of that as part of the family/cult/incestuous rat's nest negotiations.OTOH, I'm sure these two ain't living with the "gang" members. And the photo? I think they're trying to get a campfire ready to make like, s'mores, or something Jeebus would approve.
One of these days Michelle Duggars uterus is just going to fall right out of her and plop on the floors. 19 kids?? Hubby is tryin' to kill her wit babbies!
"Verily, even if your family is humiliated by media exposure, fortune and fame matter far more than not exposing your family to ridicule once again." -Jesus Christ, Gospel of Cletus
I used to take the arquebus back when I was in parochial school.
That's totally fake, he just bends his finger down when his fist lands, and it falls off in his beard.
Remember,
The bible didn't really mean to not pray in public. It really meant pray in public with a large group & hire at least 2 photographers to not pray but stand over you, eyes open, taking a shot of you praying to post on the internet, to show people how much praying you do.
Free my Sweet Aunt Fanny. Someone somewhere is paying for them.
Especially when the people you're missonarying are already better Christians than you, and they're footsoldiers for a drug cartel . . .
It's a matter of morals. Drug dealers are far better people than most christopuke missionary.
Just putting it into perspective for the Post-Reagan War On Drugs generations who were raised to believe that anyone involved with the drug trade automatically is the devil . . .
Their contributions probably didn't pay the round trip airfare, as I'm sure TLC took care of that as part of the family/cult/incestuous rat's nest negotiations.OTOH, I'm sure these two ain't living with the "gang" members. And the photo? I think they're trying to get a campfire ready to make like, s'mores, or something Jeebus would approve.
The whole prayer session is in English. Did they just go on a group Christian tour from the US and film it?
One of these days Michelle Duggars uterus is just going to fall right out of her and plop on the floors. 19 kids?? Hubby is tryin' to kill her wit babbies!
"Verily, even if your family is humiliated by media exposure, fortune and fame matter far more than not exposing your family to ridicule once again." -Jesus Christ, Gospel of Cletus
Only a dumb home schooled fundamentalist grifter and his friends would try to snort cocaine off a wet rock.
Holy shit. Each of the demented kids now has his or her own tax-free ministry scam going?
Don't worry. I'm sure a REAL Christian family, with their OWN tv show, will prove to those numbskull fans that God really does exist.
I vote meth head