I am planning to go on a mission trip to Walmart to teach the good people the word of Target. If anyone would like to make a donation, or would like to help out, send me a lot of money- $100 bills only- or head down to your local Walmart and get preachin' (and send me money.) My son, White Dog with Red Bullseye, will be with you in spirit. He bit off our sins and buried them in the backyard for us.
I am stumped. Somebody please help me create a joke with missionary and Kama Sutra. I know there's one in there somewhere… something, something, reverse cowgirl, something…
Sorry to tell you this, but the kinds of "mission trips" where you come down to Latin America to give away food, build our houses, etc. are indeed meant to wean us from the wrong kind of Christian to the right "God Approved American Way of Life" kind of Christian. The whole point of the "volunteers" is to showcase the "superior" wealth of the gringo (Protestant) way of life...the Rev. Fred C. Collum... one of the bigger names in U.S. evangelical proselytizing in Latin America wrote a book, Dumb Gringo" which is both a defense of, and a "how to guide" on the tactics of seducing Latin Americans to the right kind of Jesus.
Well, their kitchen does point west, and they did go there every day .......
I am planning to go on a mission trip to Walmart to teach the good people the word of Target. If anyone would like to make a donation, or would like to help out, send me a lot of money- $100 bills only- or head down to your local Walmart and get preachin' (and send me money.) My son, White Dog with Red Bullseye, will be with you in spirit. He bit off our sins and buried them in the backyard for us.
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The F1 was back in BBS days, right?
Maybe they can teach the local poors how to be reality stars.
And if your house is on fire, we'll tell you about water.
-Los locos Duggaros
I am stumped. Somebody please help me create a joke with missionary and Kama Sutra. I know there's one in there somewhere… something, something, reverse cowgirl, something…
Wow,the dummies left out Pagans,Wiccans,and Santeria in their list of non-convertibles.
You know who else couldn't feed the poors or help them escape from poverty.
Lyndon Johnson?
/cynic
If they aren't careful, they'll end up with a Ryan tacked on to the end.
Ah, beat me to it.
You forget the crypto jews, although it's difficult to convert jews who don't even know they are jews.
That's an interesting question. Can Jeesuz be harm, outside the whole black friday, crucifixion thing?
Just a Cubicle of Decontamination, I'm afraid.
Sorry to tell you this, but the kinds of "mission trips" where you come down to Latin America to give away food, build our houses, etc. are indeed meant to wean us from the wrong kind of Christian to the right "God Approved American Way of Life" kind of Christian. The whole point of the "volunteers" is to showcase the "superior" wealth of the gringo (Protestant) way of life...the Rev. Fred C. Collum... one of the bigger names in U.S. evangelical proselytizing in Latin America wrote a book, Dumb Gringo" which is both a defense of, and a "how to guide" on the tactics of seducing Latin Americans to the right kind of Jesus.