Jesus needs to fix everybody in this week's Top Ten. Oh hi, Wonkers! It's Sunday afternoon, which means we're going to yammer at you for a minute before we go eat bloody marys for brunch. We hope you are having a nice weekend and your favorite sportsball team is playing in a sportsmanlike way. So, the week's top stories! They were a lovely assortment of gross people saying and doing gross things, in a very gross and bad way. Basically, a typical week at the Wonkette.
I feel ya. Vick is especially despicable. I was a long-time Pittsburgh fan from the 60's to 80's before I moved to TX. I had to convert as part of my wedding vows. LOL j/k. Okay, partly kidding.
my parents left me home alone after installing smoke alarms and not realizing the batteries were already running low and they chirped every 30 minutes ...
Kinda remind me of the great Richard Pryor (miss you man!) and his famous answer (in a sketch) to his wife who just caught him in the 'act' with another woman: 'Who you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?'I saw the video, these two paid **** can go ***** themselves for all I care.
It's going to be a (R), so it's gonna gonne be better.But if at least it's not a member of (or anyone supported by) the so-called 'Freedom Caucus' (or whatever)... Then we can say it won't gonna be worst.
About a year and a half ago, after his dad unexpectedly died, my son toyed with the idea of being a Catholic. He went to mass a few times with a friend from work, and then kinda let it go. And so now, he considers himself a Christian but still steers very clear of any Church. So it's weird. It's like he's afraid if he goes to a church, or actually reads a buybull, it'll ruin it for him. I'm like, whatever makes you happy, dude. But secretly, I think he's knows it's BS but just wants the comfort of it for now. Time will tell.
I make them, and Caesars, with bacon-flavoured hot sauce. Yum.
P.S. Canada agrees.
I still think a show with Josh Digglar as a camp counselor for all the Trash Lies Crap execs kids would be awsome.
I feel ya. Vick is especially despicable. I was a long-time Pittsburgh fan from the 60's to 80's before I moved to TX. I had to convert as part of my wedding vows. LOL j/k. Okay, partly kidding.
that's what one sez after praying to the FSM, right?
As Zippy once said "Yow! Everyone, out of the genetic pool!"
not "Acqua Fresca, Vino Puro, Figa Stretta, Cazzo Duro"?
my parents left me home alone after installing smoke alarms and not realizing the batteries were already running low and they chirped every 30 minutes ...
It's usually Tabasco or hot sauce.
The Venn Diagram for those two populations is a perfect circle.
Kinda remind me of the great Richard Pryor (miss you man!) and his famous answer (in a sketch) to his wife who just caught him in the 'act' with another woman: 'Who you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?'I saw the video, these two paid **** can go ***** themselves for all I care.
It's going to be a (R), so it's gonna gonne be better.But if at least it's not a member of (or anyone supported by) the so-called 'Freedom Caucus' (or whatever)... Then we can say it won't gonna be worst.
About a year and a half ago, after his dad unexpectedly died, my son toyed with the idea of being a Catholic. He went to mass a few times with a friend from work, and then kinda let it go. And so now, he considers himself a Christian but still steers very clear of any Church. So it's weird. It's like he's afraid if he goes to a church, or actually reads a buybull, it'll ruin it for him. I'm like, whatever makes you happy, dude. But secretly, I think he's knows it's BS but just wants the comfort of it for now. Time will tell.
You mean the Dullards?
Best instant rimshot ever...
It has become my go-to rimshot. It's that grin/blink that kills me.