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It's why I don't use chopsticks. They wear down before I'm finished.

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Sometimes I wonder if Trump honestly doesn't know what a friend is, because he's never had one in his life, and actually thinks he can call everyone he's ever spoken to "my friend".

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Athletic like a Sumo wrestler! Not that I can throw shade about that.

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Until he doesn't need him/her anymore and throws him/her under the bus, like he did to Roy Cohn.

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For someone who was raised in Queens, I guess he only hung out in the low melanin content neighborhoods.

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Considering some of his friends, how exactly did he liberate Auschwitz???

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According to some of the stories around, they were all brown people, because, you know, Florida.

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He actually brought people with him to applaud his speech. I kid you not. That he could be so tone-deaf talking nonsense in front of a wall dedicated to fallen CIA staff is just mind-boggling.

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Nah... in Florida, I'm thinking it was Spanishes - though possibly women also too - because of course not a single brown person is properly registered to vote according to these fuckknobs.

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That's good enough to base a federal policy on, for sure!!

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He and the missus are visiting Richard Branson's private island.

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IDK, your avatar is pretty stunning.

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you have to be very strong to move that much weight as fast as they do. imagine lifting a 50lb. arm every time you take a bite of food.

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i only played golf twice, and i was thinking the same thing. it's a lot more fun when you don't keep score.

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I find it hard to believe the Republican congressional leadership didn't come away from that policy meeting actually considering the 25th amendment when Trump went off on this crazy shit.

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It would be so easy to determine if Langer is Trump's friend. Just ask him if Trump cheats at golf.

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