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schmannity's avatar

The only fuel-injected, nitro burning I had was from the BBQ beans & slaw combo.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...listen to me very carefully folks! Anything north of Orlando should be treated like the bad land from Madd Maxx!!! When I was in college in Tallahassee FL. I always made sure I was fully gassed up so that I didn't have to stop anywhere in north Florida!

arglebargle's avatar

With white bermuda shorts, black knee high socks and sandals.

aureolamanita's avatar

Who said anything about putting them there?

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

'mazin how that happened eh?

marxalot's avatar

Twas ever thus. My late unlamented grandfather had a Policy about the panhandle: it was too racist and stupid even for him, and at the age of fifteen he dragged the parts of a model A out of the swamp, assembled it, and left.

marxalot's avatar

Please don't challenge us. Like most half-bright feral animals, we react poorly and unpredictably.

marxalot's avatar

And the original battle flag was square, not the rectangular distortion adopted in the early 60s by racists. What's wrong with the Bonnie Blue, if we're talking about history?

Spurning Beer's avatar

On the positive side, Ocala/Marion County is immediately north of The Villages, a retirement community that has an astronomical prevalence of gonorrhea because why not! And the 100,000 elderly residents are 98.5% white and uniformly Republican.

According to a New Yorker article a few years ago, the developers of The Villages actually made up historical "facts" out of thin air and placed historical plaques to commemorate them, to make the place seem less like former pasture or orange groves.

YourMom's avatar

The problem is too many southerners got positions of power in DC like right away.

mtiffany's avatar

Global warming induced sea level rise: is it always a bad thing?

Mark in the IE's avatar

Sounds like a redneck glory hole.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

I think it was Bill Maher who said that a Confederate Flag bumper sticker was basically a message to the police: "The meth is in this vehicle!"

Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧡🧡🧡's avatar

An you just know his poor wife's gonna keep popping them out until she produces Carl Z. IV

Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧡🧡🧡's avatar

Yes, yes it is. The racist shitbags aren't going to stay put and drown, they are going to move, maybe to your state.