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He would be mistaken.

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Not those guys in Treasure of the Sierra Madre?

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"Sciencebob" makes an excellent point, by which I mean a ridiculously stupid point. If children are born here in The U S Amercia, where is "the door" they should be shown to, and where does it go? If you are born here, this IS home. Maybe Sciencebob, who was presumably born here, would like to volunteer to find a door and go somewhere, really anywhere, else.

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I sooooo would love to drink my morning java out of smilin' Joe mug, but sadly, I live in neither Canada nor the US. Alas, the tyranny of customs and shipping restrictions has kept me from my God-given right.

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If they came from the North Pole to Tierra del Fuego, how could they not be Americans?

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France. I figure no price is too high, since the government bail-out that I expect will subsidize the purchase of cultural-icon exchanges between these two great nations. In return, I can send the Socialist Party collector set, featuring president President Francois Hollande (assuming such a thing exists, although there is no La Journal Wonkette, so maybe not).

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Does visiting the sins of the fathers upon the child include a free discommendation before the High Council? Asking for a friend.

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Well, since he's a part of the "life begins at conception" crowd, wouldn't that mean he's a furriner, and therefore ineliglible for the Presidency?

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