The most important thing concerning liberals is no longer getting their party -- which actually controls the legislative and executive branches -- to pass liberal laws; it is to spend all their time criticizing teevee people who just want to make money off of the stupidity of conservatives. Thus, liberal groups are
(I'm with you, Trixie, but you have to understand. These people are overweight and have serious drinking problems. Rallying and marching are just too difficult.)
Once Christine O'Donnell and Sharron Angle are elected to the Senate, we can finally put the theory of evolution back to it's proper "myth" status in the science textbooks; and future generations of Americans will be on the cutting edge in fields like pharmacological research, and just understanding stuff in general.
Jack, if you're not part of the solution, you...whatever.
Let's make this thing work, Real America. Let's get some real celebrities to the event, and kick the spongey asses of the intellectually impaired douchenozzle attention-whores.
Seriously. Anybody know Tim Gunn? Anthony Bourdain? Sarah Silverman and the entire Friars Club roaster posse? George Clooney? Aretha? Conan O'Brien? Tom Petty? Kathy Griffin? Meryl Streep? Every non-Country or Christian Contemporary musician? Let's dust off Stevie Wonder again. John Mellencamp can sing his America-themed tunes. Put Barack out front. Maybe somebody to lure the ironic hipsters. Willie Freaking Nelson.
Scarlet Johanssen. Bill Murray. Wanda Sykes. Borrow Eric Clapton, Helen Mirren, and Ricky Gervais from England. These people would all come, don't you think? And because it would be Teabag-relevant, all the media outlets would show up.
We would just need a nice way to keep Oprah and Bono off the stage.
(I'm with you, Trixie, but you have to understand. These people are overweight and have serious drinking problems. Rallying and marching are just too difficult.)
It's like watching a loved one fail publicly. You wish you could stop it, but you just say 'oh well, they have to learn.'
Once Christine O'Donnell and Sharron Angle are elected to the Senate, we can finally put the theory of evolution back to it's proper "myth" status in the science textbooks; and future generations of Americans will be on the cutting edge in fields like pharmacological research, and just understanding stuff in general.
Jack, if you're not part of the solution, you...whatever.
Let's make this thing work, Real America. Let's get some real celebrities to the event, and kick the spongey asses of the intellectually impaired douchenozzle attention-whores.
Seriously. Anybody know Tim Gunn? Anthony Bourdain? Sarah Silverman and the entire Friars Club roaster posse? George Clooney? Aretha? Conan O'Brien? Tom Petty? Kathy Griffin? Meryl Streep? Every non-Country or Christian Contemporary musician? Let's dust off Stevie Wonder again. John Mellencamp can sing his America-themed tunes. Put Barack out front. Maybe somebody to lure the ironic hipsters. Willie Freaking Nelson.
I want MY country back. That one.
Scarlet Johanssen. Bill Murray. Wanda Sykes. Borrow Eric Clapton, Helen Mirren, and Ricky Gervais from England. These people would all come, don't you think? And because it would be Teabag-relevant, all the media outlets would show up.
We would just need a nice way to keep Oprah and Bono off the stage.