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Plenty of those around, they all show the same thing. Regardless of generation, seniors vote more than anyone else, and young people the least. So the good news is all those Cyborg Generation Republicans born after 2020 will be bitching about Seniors voting overwhelmingly for Democrats in forty years.

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"Oregon Trail"? I thought that had something to do with "Person of Interest".

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I am also an OLD, and I was taught evolution in Catholic school. By actual nuns. Of course, I went to school in Chicago and not some fucking confederate state.

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If voting has been moved to Twitter or some such.

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And the other brother Darryl? Pfff, clearly religious, they represent the trinity.

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Damn. Hit the v instead of the ^, but made it right.

That said, wanted to say this in reply: I got 18 ^'s on a single comment just the other day and bloated something fierce! So I understand. Reality crashed in, though, when I realized that when I made that comment, my fingers weren't on the 'home' keys, so what posted was just gibberish. {;-)

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I am so stoked! To see how Noah co-existed with T. Rex! Ohhhhh, the joy!

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The Heavy Breathing and Heavy Petting zoo is what it's all about with Josh, though. Ya have ta breathe, ya know!

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The wrong way, I'm sure. Disappointment abounds.

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H.S. class of '67 in Salt Lake City, Utah where we were also taught evolution as true scientific fact in both Jr. High and High School.

"OLD" acronym?

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You huffed in class? I'm surprised you weren't expelled.

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I am not precisely an Old yet, but working diligently for it, and I also, too, was taught evolution as a fact of science in, and get this, a Catholic grade school starting in 4th grade and an all girls Catholic High School. With uniforms and everything.When we asked the nun about it, she said well, so long as we know it was God's plan to make man all along, Evolution is actually a blessed thing. No shit, chet.But then, Joesies were always the more progressive of the orders I guess.

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Good manners would demand that we accept him for what he is: a babbling, stumbling moron.

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I dispute your sources. Americans are too dumb to evolve in that direction.

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Life is great. It is possible to rationalize anything.

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Mormons are too addled to perceive the inconsistency.

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