I guess it’s Sporky’s 50th birthday, so she posed in a bathing suit, with perhaps a little digital nipping and tucking. I guess I saw it before I realized what the consequences of seeing it would be.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! Let Mango Menace give the final words to the jury before they retire to decide!
'Mr Trump, tell us in your own words - and take as long as you want to - your thoughts and feelings about this trial, and the many others you will be facing soon. I'll start you off - 'Men and Women of the Jury, or HUMAN SCUM as I like to call you......''
There'll be ketchup on the walls tonight if Blanche doesn't spend his entire two hours repeating over and over that Donnie never had sex with that woman.
I'm so old, I remember when Memorial Day Messages from former presidents seldom alluded to rape, defamation, dollar amounts, semen stained dresses (somehow even Clinton managed Memorial Day Messages without that), wackos, and so, so, so much more. Nikki Haley is shit; how the fuck is this turd floating in dog vomit, who was commander in chief and so sent men and women to their graves but can't spare three fucking sentences for them amidst airing grievances for being held to account, how the fuck is this what you vote for?
I wonder why the defendant doesn't know anything about criminal court procedure? He's constantly praising his acumen, and how he knows and understands things better than anyone because his uncle was on the faculty at MIT. But he doesn't know this elementary 1L bit of how a criminal case is run. Sad!
Speaking for the Texas Chapter of Human Scum, the attendees of today's trial are an interesting sign. Three of the five children and some spouses thrown in as well? This looks like jockeying for position on the last Will and Testament of DJT. It seems like a dress rehearsal for the open casket viewing at Mar-a-Lago and a celebration of a new National Holiday Day "The Day the Drama Died" or you could substitute Donald for Drama, both work.
Old Fat Pandora -- a professed adherent of "Life Begins at Conception" Learnings -- is in fact 9 months older than usually stated, making him a sprightly 79 instead the almost 78 he wishes he still was. (were?)
Isn't it refreshing to see a politician's wife not stand bravely by him after he imploded his career by fucking her over every which way he could?
Ta, Evan. What the fuck is with this timeline?
Non-Union writers.
I guess it’s Sporky’s 50th birthday, so she posed in a bathing suit, with perhaps a little digital nipping and tucking. I guess I saw it before I realized what the consequences of seeing it would be.
"I guess I saw it before I realized what the consequences of seeing it would be."
Did you turn into a pillar of MSG?
"Alison Cooper"? Did his diseased "brain" mix up Alice Cooper and Anderson Cooper?
An easy mistake.
Honestly, I think it was a slam on Anderson Cooper's sexual orientation
Unfortunately, Pixeloid's suggestion is just as likely.
Was he secretly infected with the Rage Virus from 28 Days Later?
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! Let Mango Menace give the final words to the jury before they retire to decide!
'Mr Trump, tell us in your own words - and take as long as you want to - your thoughts and feelings about this trial, and the many others you will be facing soon. I'll start you off - 'Men and Women of the Jury, or HUMAN SCUM as I like to call you......''
you know, I don’t think he really does want “the Human Scum that is working so hard to destroy our Once Great Country” to have a good Memorial Day.
Don't say that. I was just happy he remembered me.
His clincher of a closing argument he was denied: NUH UH!
There'll be ketchup on the walls tonight if Blanche doesn't spend his entire two hours repeating over and over that Donnie never had sex with that woman.
"Blanche"
But is Stella buying it?
That top photo is amazing: TFG wearing Fucker Tarlson's patented ball-peened expression!
That's his poop-face.
To be fair, Tiffany has to be there so Trump will remember to include her on the inheritance list.
Tiff's rich. Married a real billionaire. Took his name also, too.
There is not going to be a penny left
I'm so old, I remember when Memorial Day Messages from former presidents seldom alluded to rape, defamation, dollar amounts, semen stained dresses (somehow even Clinton managed Memorial Day Messages without that), wackos, and so, so, so much more. Nikki Haley is shit; how the fuck is this turd floating in dog vomit, who was commander in chief and so sent men and women to their graves but can't spare three fucking sentences for them amidst airing grievances for being held to account, how the fuck is this what you vote for?
Nikki's not going to vote for him. Just avoiding the shit the MAGAs inflict on anyone who says otherwise.
I wonder why the defendant doesn't know anything about criminal court procedure? He's constantly praising his acumen, and how he knows and understands things better than anyone because his uncle was on the faculty at MIT. But he doesn't know this elementary 1L bit of how a criminal case is run. Sad!
He's been the defendant in enough trials, you'd think he would know
Those cases, you just bury people with money.
Nailed it again, Evan! Many thanks !
“Happy Memorial Day…”
Only a true America-Hater (and Hitler-lover) would call for happiness over the deaths of U.S. service men and women
Speaking for the Texas Chapter of Human Scum, the attendees of today's trial are an interesting sign. Three of the five children and some spouses thrown in as well? This looks like jockeying for position on the last Will and Testament of DJT. It seems like a dress rehearsal for the open casket viewing at Mar-a-Lago and a celebration of a new National Holiday Day "The Day the Drama Died" or you could substitute Donald for Drama, both work.
I think they have started their campaigns to be The Crown Prince or Princess. Someone will have to take over and Make America Great Againer.
Enraged Trump, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Enraged Trump, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Enraged Trump, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Donald Trump.
Poopy Trump, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo ...
adapted from:Baby Shark; Written by: Min Seok Kim; Album: Pinkfong Animal Songs
Released: 2017
Old Fat Pandora -- a professed adherent of "Life Begins at Conception" Learnings -- is in fact 9 months older than usually stated, making him a sprightly 79 instead the almost 78 he wishes he still was. (were?)