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Like my momma said I are A Idiot.

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It's worked so many times before!

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And finished it?? You are the man!

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Step 1: Go to library2. Wait for librarian to remove her spectacles.3. BOOM!!! Meet the "lube"rarian4. Bow-Chicka-Wow!!

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And an anti-vax movement will come into being so fast it'll make your head swim.

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When pTrum quotes a "bigger is better" number listen for the quiet "popping" sound as his sphincter closes. If you don't hear one you can be assured a larger fiction was expelled recently.

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Considering the Trump administration is involved, my first thought was that those drugs never came across the border to be seized, and this is just another lie to bolster his claims of an emergency at the border so he can get WALL..

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Actually, he would have to first pay income tax on the art collection based on its fair market of $50 million. This is based on an old court case where people found cash in an old piano they bought and the cash was taxable to them as income. So he would sell some of the paintings to do that. Then, if we had a wealth tax he sell some paintings each year to pay the wealth tax. Hope your aim was good with your stapler.

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Not meaning to make fun, but that facial structure screams Fetal Alcohol Syndrom.

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That's what I figured too.

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Agreed! I was a draft resistor during the Viet-Nam era, but I have no problem with having scorn for Trump for being a chicken hawk, he didn't want out because he thought the war was immoral - he just wanted to save his own ass. His current blind worship of generals and all things military (except Gold Star families who disagree with him) shows that. BTW: While I don't agree with every purpose our military has been tasked with, I have every respect for their dedication and sacrifice because I have seen it first hand - my dad and brother are both retired military.

Scott Walker is proof that the Peter Principal is valid.

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I thought this was like Grandma giving you $10,000,001.00 to cut the grass and you only getting to keep $10,000,000.30 ....

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Foxconn is killing a second $9B factoryhttps://techcrunch.com/2019...https://asia.nikkei.com/Eco...Should read: US taxpayers pour money into troubled foreign companyTired of winning here. Exhausted, actually.

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I was young and dumb at the time. What can I say?

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He can talk, but there is no reason for his ramblings to be publicized.

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Just so. But since that other option involves walls, maybe we can finally find a compromise?

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