Guess former Texas governor and current GOP clown car rumble seat occupant Rick Perry doesn't like being called the second biggest stupid in the world, just behind Sen. Lindsey Graham. In a speech delivered Wednesday to some cohort of idiots assembled by his super PAC, Perry thought he'd set the record straight on who is the real idiot, and also who is destroying the Republican Party, and also who is literal ass cancer embodied in human Republican form. Surprise, it is Donald Trump!
IDK I've heard Perry speak before and that speech does not sound like him. I wonder if he found something online and did a cut and paste with the names?
"Conservatism doesn’t foment agitation through identity politics.Except when we do. And it is always ok, except when it isn't. Like when my political opponent does it. Glad I could clear that up, with my big Presidential Talkins!Now, watch this YEEHAWWWW!!!"*fires guns into air, coyote*
Me-OUCH! Perry really can bring the burn. I'm sure the short fingered vulgarian is crying in a corner somewhere. I mean that's if he isn't laughing his ass off that Rick "glasses make me look real smart" Perry still thinks he has a chance.
That's a lot of big words for Gov Goodhair. Did they install the RomneySoft Basic Diction and (Grand)eloquence modules already?
"The White House has been occupied by giants."
Someone should make a movie about that exciting incident.
IDK I've heard Perry speak before and that speech does not sound like him. I wonder if he found something online and did a cut and paste with the names?
"Now with even MORE vitamin stupid!"
When do you think the last time Perry used the word "perdition" was? My guess would be "never."
"Conservatism doesn’t foment agitation through identity politics.Except when we do. And it is always ok, except when it isn't. Like when my political opponent does it. Glad I could clear that up, with my big Presidential Talkins!Now, watch this YEEHAWWWW!!!"*fires guns into air, coyote*
Me-OUCH! Perry really can bring the burn. I'm sure the short fingered vulgarian is crying in a corner somewhere. I mean that's if he isn't laughing his ass off that Rick "glasses make me look real smart" Perry still thinks he has a chance.
K-pop. :)
And here I thought all this early candidacy stuff was gonna be boring. I owe Donald a drink.
I don't know who wrote the lyrics, but he does have a pretty good singing voice for the delivery.
Donald is more like the guy yelling obcenities at the street light. The entertainment is free, but you need to keep your distance.
A thousand welcomes to the perfect cartoonist to cover the election debacle of 2016.
🎶... a heart, da nerve...🎶 We're off to see the Wizard. At least everyone says we must be off.
Whoever writes all those words for Perry has an unbelievable and hysterically funny sense of irony.
Lovely!! And for encore . . .
http://www.amazon.com/Ted-C...
Whew! Just as I was going into withdrawal symptoms over Colbert.