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fuflans's avatar

these two:

"You're the cocksucker. Change the fucking angle."

"Gabriel's trumpet will produce you from the ass of a pig."

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bobbert's avatar

Redundant Array of Irritating Dakotas. such as.

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bobbert's avatar

MushroomMushroom

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Vienna Woods's avatar

And yet, the prairie provinces elected a conservative government <a href="http:\/\/24.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_liw6xmz77o1qiyg2io1_400.jpg" target="_blank"> led by this douche</a>. Do not be fooled by the kitten. It's his next meal.

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malsperanza's avatar

The best Dakota is the apartment building in Manhattan where Rosemary's Baby was filmed.

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Bezoar's avatar

Cute as a bug's ear!

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diogenez's avatar

I'm so relieved to live in an age of post-racial harmony.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Freedumb

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

As long as he swears on a Gideon's Bible That was left, no doubt, to help with Bill Clayton's revival Oh yeah, yeah.

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PubOption's avatar

East Manchester? <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clayton,_Greater_Man...">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik... That Clayton was noted for dye manufacture in the early 1900's. It was said that you could tell what color dye was being made by looking at the color of the water in the river and canal.

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Mahousu's avatar

Every reference to <a href="http:\/\/www.weebls-stuff.com\/songs\/kenya\/" target="_blank">Kenya should include this link</a> because otherwise the stories could be too depressing.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Hissing cockroach?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

I’ve given up seeking a sane teabagger. I’d settle for one that took its meds regularly.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Atheist are not impressed with bible swearing.

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