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these two:

"You're the cocksucker. Change the fucking angle."

"Gabriel's trumpet will produce you from the ass of a pig."

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Redundant Array of Irritating Dakotas. such as.

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MushroomMushroom

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And yet, the prairie provinces elected a conservative government <a href="http:\/\/24.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_liw6xmz77o1qiyg2io1_400.jpg" target="_blank"> led by this douche</a>. Do not be fooled by the kitten. It's his next meal.

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The best Dakota is the apartment building in Manhattan where Rosemary's Baby was filmed.

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Cute as a bug's ear!

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I'm so relieved to live in an age of post-racial harmony.

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Freedumb

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As long as he swears on a Gideon's Bible That was left, no doubt, to help with Bill Clayton's revival Oh yeah, yeah.

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East Manchester? <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clayton,_Greater_Man...">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik... That Clayton was noted for dye manufacture in the early 1900's. It was said that you could tell what color dye was being made by looking at the color of the water in the river and canal.

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Every reference to <a href="http:\/\/www.weebls-stuff.com\/songs\/kenya\/" target="_blank">Kenya should include this link</a> because otherwise the stories could be too depressing.

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Hissing cockroach?

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I’ve given up seeking a sane teabagger. I’d settle for one that took its meds regularly.

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Atheist are not impressed with bible swearing.

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