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The only unemployment the GOP cares about is Barack Obama's.

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Seriously...it seems that being honest is for suckers.

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Someday -- I'm in the pool for June 12th, 2023 -- China will send a tweet:

buying canada. time u pay. send $26,000,000,000,000 asap.

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It makes perfect sense. Just look at all the jobs the rich bitch tax cuts have created so far.

*crickets*

Hello...

Is this thing on?

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Pfft here's the gay republican timeline

1. Caught blowing another man. 2. Become "saved"* 3. Business as usual - plus, get more donations from folks who admire how brave you are for turning the Jesus.

*Or just roll with being gay and weep about how big an asshole you were to other gays.

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"They’re letting Democrats kill off a valid “Republicans hate the unemployed” talking point. How nice of them." Not to get all earnest, Jack, but fuck talking points: people really need that unemployment benefit. And since we're apparently not going to have jobs ever again, something has to keep people in Ramen noodles and flat screen TVs!

Also, as badly as I want the rich to get soaked, and how unsurprised-but-still-a-bit-disappointed that the Dems are caving AGAIN, do you really think anyone is going to really remember/care about this, at least until the two years are up? I'm not so sure. I think people theoretically are "with" the Dems and want to tax the rich, but I don't think most people really care all that much in the end, except for us libtards.

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r u sure? If I've learned anything from Sarah Palin, it's that tweets define their own reality.

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