But they won't. Oh, Tennessee. You are such a pretty state, and yet you house some of the biggest A Idiots ever to have been whelped onto American soil. So these two Tennessee lawmakers, state Sen. Mae Beavers (it's a perfectly nice name, stop laughing!) and state Rep. Mark Pody,
Just for my own stupid amusement I wanted to imagine that someone named Mae Cochran married a fellow with the last name Beavers, so that at her high school reunion she was introduced as Mae Cochran Beavers.
Coming up with that gem quickly led to an afternoon spent reexamining my life choices.
I try to make jokes like that as soft and non-threatening as possible because, after spending all of grade school being mocked incessantly myself for having a "funny" sounding last name, I just can't generate any venom to put in them.
So if she is anything like me then, Sen. Beavers has probably only heard every one of these puns like, oh, a mere ten gazillion times or so already.
The derp rather sucked this week, but that picture of the kitty, well, all I can say is thank you, because circumstances dictate that that's the only pussy I'm going to be getting this week. So, again, thank you.
"Tennessee isn’t burning heretics at the stake like Kentucky’s doing with Kim Davis..."
Evan, yes they DO burn heretics in TN. I lived there for 10 yrs just got back to California. We aren't Christians but were quiet about it. The neighbors found out and came up to burn down our house WITH US IN IT. Another neighbor came to help us and stopped it from happening. But it was scary as hell and after that I couldn't get a vet up for my horse - who died. It was really horrible and yes, they still do things like that in Tennessee. This just happened a few years ago. I also know of some gays, lesbians and neo-Pagans whose homes were burned down and even attempted murder. That's TN for you.
What a great idea, loon! I'm sure every breeder in America will latch onto this idea in no time!
Take it back? From what? What "Immoral State" can a LEGAL CONTRACT even HAVE? Translation please.
Why yes, let's make our OWN unlawful order so we can..... hold on... wait, what?
Maybe a tiny emoticon of a skull and crossbones?
Sounds like someone is eager to go biblical marriage. You know, the kind where you can have multiple wives and sell off your daughters.
Just for my own stupid amusement I wanted to imagine that someone named Mae Cochran married a fellow with the last name Beavers, so that at her high school reunion she was introduced as Mae Cochran Beavers.
Coming up with that gem quickly led to an afternoon spent reexamining my life choices.
I try to make jokes like that as soft and non-threatening as possible because, after spending all of grade school being mocked incessantly myself for having a "funny" sounding last name, I just can't generate any venom to put in them.
So if she is anything like me then, Sen. Beavers has probably only heard every one of these puns like, oh, a mere ten gazillion times or so already.
I'm not going to weigh in until I hear Rep. Anita Fagina opinionate on the gays.
Well in W's defense clinton did leave the country better off than it had been in years. So, why bother, right? Clintons got this!
The stupid is, as Dr. Evil would say, "breathtaking."
Just exactly what immoral state, under what code of morals, whence derived, is marriage in at present?
Well, you are a supercilious ass, aren't you?
I rest mine too. You have no game.
The derp rather sucked this week, but that picture of the kitty, well, all I can say is thank you, because circumstances dictate that that's the only pussy I'm going to be getting this week. So, again, thank you.
"Tennessee isn’t burning heretics at the stake like Kentucky’s doing with Kim Davis..."
Evan, yes they DO burn heretics in TN. I lived there for 10 yrs just got back to California. We aren't Christians but were quiet about it. The neighbors found out and came up to burn down our house WITH US IN IT. Another neighbor came to help us and stopped it from happening. But it was scary as hell and after that I couldn't get a vet up for my horse - who died. It was really horrible and yes, they still do things like that in Tennessee. This just happened a few years ago. I also know of some gays, lesbians and neo-Pagans whose homes were burned down and even attempted murder. That's TN for you.
Haven't seen a bumblebee in years here in California. They used to be everywhere. I like 'em, too.
I take it for granted four of 'em did just that...