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jltympanum's avatar

"A lawyer who represents himself has a fool for a client."

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Queroloustwo's avatar

We'll let him have just enough to buy a decrepit Econoline work van. He can park it at the foot of Hazen Street, East Elmhurst, NY

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John Gillick's avatar

the proper snarkification of RG's name is "Rudy Kazootie"

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Innocent_Bystander's avatar

Sorry (not sorry), but that judge has practically been sucking Rudy's shriveled up balls for over a year now, letting him and his lawyers (who should have been reported for ethics violations and be under investigation for disbarment by now, except for the fact they are as white and privileged as their client) openly lie to him and spit on his so-called "authority" while Rudy runs free (and rich, compared to REAL 'Merkins).

The facts are that Rudy, et al. is rich and white, and the women he tortured are poor and black - the justice system in this country is designed to screw the poor and black, so this farce will continue for-fucking-ever.

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Free beach's avatar

Lady justice has sex eyes for the wealthy.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie, and congratulations on being hired full time here!

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Ann's avatar

Can you please stop with the “ta”.

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Zyxomma's avatar

No. I picked up “ta” for “thank you” in 1987 when I visited Oz, and I love it.

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

I so love these vignettes about rudy. One thing he has probably not thought of (because he never was a great lawyer) and one thing his lawyers haven't thought of (because rudy's too cheap to hire good lawyers), is that if he can't make a way to sell the NYC home, then in all likelihood, the Florida home will, by default, become his primary residence. The upshot is, one way or another, he's giving up one of his homes.

A million years ago, on a death star far, far away, when I was middle-aged, I earned a couple of advanced degrees. One of my responsibilities in my first white-collar job (which thankfully lasted less than a year) was to attend weekly press briefings from NYC's then Mayor, rudy Giuliani. The reason this task fell to me as 'da-new-guy' was that rudy would just talk and talk and talk and say nothing for as long as two hours while everyone sat on these hard-ass benches. OY - hated him then, despise him now.

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Innocent Bystander's avatar

So: Dr Jeckyll is hiding assets from Mr Hyde and the only question is, Does Mr Hyde know it?

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Chimp's avatar

Again with the "chimpy son" claims?

You're killing me here!

How am I ever supposed to get to $42k/month with this kind of harassment against me?

Damn it.

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Had a rather busy day, and this is the first news article I read all day.

*puuuurs*

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Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

Poor old guy might have to switch to blended Scotch.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Blended Scotch was the reason I thought I didn't like Scotch.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

https://youtu.be/fOZ-MySzAac?si=VFs2WLphOv7viURN

Walk on music for Rudy “Lien Meat” Colludie. He’ll end up being the only broken Storm Trumper.

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Stuart's avatar

The hits just keep on coming. As Little Richard once explained:

Tutti frutti... awww Rudy!

Tutti frutti... awww Rudy!

Tutti frutti... awww Rudy!

A bop-bop-a-loop-a-lop-a-lop-bop-bop!

https://www.rawstory.com/rudy-giuliani-beryl-howell/

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Interesting retirement plan.

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🍁 L Ron Pony's avatar

Roodles has to be counting on people getting so fed up with his antics that they stop trying to get the money owed from him.

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Lady MS's avatar

Something tells me Ruby & Shaye ain’t quitters.

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SethTriggs's avatar

These particular wheels of justice do grind slow, and that is solely because of 911uliani's relationship to the powerful...those who have always had rights in America. Any regular person hiding assets like this in a civil judgment would find themselves in big trouble right away.

My advice to Mmes. Moss and Freeman is to sell that shit right away, park it in index funds and lay low.

The liquor-soaked clown lolyer's team won because of, in part, what he did to these innocent people. Unfortunately, when you back the right people, crime does pay in America.

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swmnguy's avatar

Mmes. Moss and Freeman might be able to get enough stuff to turn into enough money a bank in the Cayman Islands or The Bahamas might be interested in holding it for them. I've flown from Atlanta to Nassau, The Bahamas.

And I think they'd be wise to stash it someplace like that, in liquid form.

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

This is what happens when you keep stomping on your own chraam while wearing golf shoes.

Roodles has met the enemy and it is Roodles.

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