In a court decision that surely must mean the end of Christianity forever, once again, a federal court ruled Friday that a Virginia county board of supervisors can't start its meetings with explicitly Christian prayers . You astute Wonketteers who are in the know may find yourselves scratching your heads and saying, "But wait, didn't the
Jesus is still welcome at the Zoning Commission, right? It seems like every time he wants to build something, he has to ask for a variance. Every. Damn. Time.
Now you're asking for it! One of the Graham kids will be suing you for all you are worth plus an extra million (Cost-plus, like military contracts.) Their old man copyrighted the monster-storm threat thing back in the 1950s and the family's right of exclusive use hasn't run out.
Proving the point that they are practicing coercion.
Jesus is still welcome at the Zoning Commission, right? It seems like every time he wants to build something, he has to ask for a variance. Every. Damn. Time.
I don't know. Applications from Jewish carpenters tend to get lost--or denied outright.
Xtofascists screaming "PERSECUTION!!!!" in 3, 2, 1...
Sounds like a perfect hook up for Short Johnson Road in NC.
a load of weasel spleens
That just seems *nicer* than "a bag of salted rat dicks".
But the county supervisor's brother-in-law gave them such a great rate... and he put off a bunch of his DWI cases to do it!
Just don't hold a stadium-sized prayerpalooza over it... apparently, those are overkill.
Now you're asking for it! One of the Graham kids will be suing you for all you are worth plus an extra million (Cost-plus, like military contracts.) Their old man copyrighted the monster-storm threat thing back in the 1950s and the family's right of exclusive use hasn't run out.
Does Joseph need a contractor's license?
Bazooms? Pix or GTFO!
We're not all crazy! There's some pools of sanity...somewhere. So I heard anyway
Is his wrath grape flavored?
And there's also a Sanity Clause.
Bubble Gum wrath is always better.
Probably too broke to hire an artist to paint it now, though.