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Jessica Neubauer's avatar

Proving the point that they are practicing coercion.

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Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

Jesus is still welcome at the Zoning Commission, right? It seems like every time he wants to build something, he has to ask for a variance. Every. Damn. Time.

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Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

I don't know. Applications from Jewish carpenters tend to get lost--or denied outright.

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Lefty Wright's avatar

Sounds like a perfect hook up for Short Johnson Road in NC.

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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

a load of weasel spleens

That just seems *nicer* than "a bag of salted rat dicks".

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

But the county supervisor's brother-in-law gave them such a great rate... and he put off a bunch of his DWI cases to do it!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Just don't hold a stadium-sized prayerpalooza over it... apparently, those are overkill.

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Ulricii's avatar

Now you're asking for it! One of the Graham kids will be suing you for all you are worth plus an extra million (Cost-plus, like military contracts.) Their old man copyrighted the monster-storm threat thing back in the 1950s and the family's right of exclusive use hasn't run out.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Does Joseph need a contractor's license?

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obamafone's avatar

Bazooms? Pix or GTFO!

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

We're not all crazy! There's some pools of sanity...somewhere. So I heard anyway

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Is his wrath grape flavored?

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paltroon1's avatar

And there's also a Sanity Clause.

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Dee Andee's avatar

Bubble Gum wrath is always better.

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Dee Andee's avatar

Probably too broke to hire an artist to paint it now, though.

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