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Jim Johnson's avatar

Ok, who opened the gates of Hell and let all these loony demons out? Trump, Pence, Cruz, Goehmert, Issa, Cotton, Limbaugh, O'Reilly, Coulter... They need to be put back in their place. Gee, what would provide maximum butthurt to these assholes and maybe get their attention? Vote for President Hillary or else.

NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

& Evan Bayh almost was Obama's pick.

Always wondered if some of his animus was from pique, rather than bluedogging.

NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

Homeopathy actually has less validity than that.

NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

+1 halfflip

(& is PolitiFact not the most infantilizing ratings system? Even Kessler's Pinocchios are a smidge crestive.)

cutter's avatar

His absolute inhumanity is shown by his condemnation of the Kahns and the loss of their hero son. He doesn't give a shit about the military and veterans despite what the VFW and American Legion think by endorsing him at their conventions.

Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

yup. But "appleheaded" is an interesting one...

Bobo Brazil's avatar

And the sheep are nervous.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I took a "What Games of Thrones Character Are You" and came up Littlefinger. My attitude was at least he's rich and powerful.

Betsy Primrose's avatar

A comment that cites sources - refreshing

malsperanza's avatar

I imagine this is what passes for wit among Pence's base.

Ducksworthy's avatar

No cognition, no dissonance. Ignorance is strength.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

Allow me: Trump is a fen-sucked, elf-skinned, clay-brained, reeking, villainous, onion-eyed, gleeking, sheep biting, flap-mouthed, yeasty, earth-vexing, goatish, maggot pie.

malsperanza's avatar

Closest to it is Mike Bloomberg yesterday: "I'm a New Yorker. I know a con man when I see one." Bit that was a full sentence, not a Turnip-style Homeric epithet.

Hillary just called him "odd," which is one of those sophisticated elite words that only rich Democrats use.