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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

I’ve been to Mississippi. Best thing I saw of Mississippi was Mississippi in the fucking rear view mirror as I drove away.

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Lionel Hutz Esq's avatar

I'm sure someone else has posted this, but to keep it on top of the thread:

Mississippi now at 12th in rate of increase of "President Trump's Coronavirus" (CDC approved title): https://www.sunherald.com/n...

But I'm sure with a medical system that must be competitive with Massachusetts' or New York's, they can show those commie Chinese and hit First within a week under the great leadership they have.

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DemoCat 🐈🌊⚖️'s avatar

It’s not hard to find proof that God is in command at all times. The proof is everywhere! If people die from Covid19, God has a plan and that’s why. Or, if 10,000 die, only God prevented it from being 11,000. The proof is in the puddin’! Almost like the crazy conspiracy believers finding “proof” in everything. Not that those things are in any way similar. No way.

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goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

I went to a place in Texas once that only had a counter, they served barbeque on butcher paper and the only utensils were knives chained to the counter. It was very good.

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Mo Donnelly's avatar

Tater has his lips firmly wrapped around LordDampnut's little buddy . . . Pray it away Tater. That'll work.

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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

Mississippi Governor Tate Reeves is proof positive that cousin fuckin' is still a thing in parts of the ol' South.

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Geoff Alnutt's avatar

I haz a confusement!!! I thought it had been Chinese Italy. You know, "furriners!"

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Geoff Alnutt's avatar

Nah. Definitely inter-species. Whatever it was...it was roadkill.

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Shermanater's avatar

This is the same Govt that had 6 people, including the former executive director of state dept of human services (DHS), charged with embezzling millions of dollars from funds earmarked for needy families.And, instead of bringing policies for oversight to the floor to oversee, they stalled those bills and instead passed a law to audit poor peoples taxes who receive medical assistance.

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mrpuma2u's avatar

Say, though, if I "acquired" a beat up ol' cletus truck.....

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Pearson’s Grandmama's avatar

Mississhitty (my late ex's name for the place) also has some cities led by Democratic mayors of color. Whaddya wanna bet they ignore his "order"? "Sorry, massa, we aren't your slaves any more, GFY."

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Pearson’s Grandmama's avatar

And yet the FloriDUH panhandle is southeast Alabummer. Go figure.

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Pearson’s Grandmama's avatar

Ha! I still have an old-fashioned one! I dug it out and it doesn't need batteries cuz it's mercury.....

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jena1122's avatar

There is one thermometer in my house. My vet made me buy it to take my cat's temperature (which did not go well). There aren't enough thermometer covers in the world that would get me to touch it.

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jena1122's avatar

It should be "Mississippi Goddamn--Still a Thing."

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