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Revenant's avatar

Shorter outraged MAGA courtier response to another artist's rebuff: "I hate you and your ASS FACE! Nobody likes you any.more, nobody wants to see you or hear you anymore because you're so mean and you're not invited to my birthday party anyway. All my great real, popular friends and I will be laughing about what a loser you are, we will do just fine without you, your refusal to play for us doesn't bother us a bit (sniff), I can't put up with you people because you're BASTARD people.".

Christopher Guest could put on a hit one man show just reading these childish, tearful responses from the court of the Orange King in full Corky Sinclair in mode.

Sheryl Macy's avatar

Beware the wild [wonkbar]

Jeffery Campbell's avatar

She seems more the Manon or Manon Lescaut type to me.

Miss Dill's avatar

Oh I miss that magazine.

Alexander Stallwitz's avatar

The Republican Party is sealing its fate, the more it tries to cover up for Trump. Like how Slavery destoryed the Whig Party, Russia is going to be the end of the Republican Party. It might take a decade or longer but they are heading for the Dustbin of history.

PhoenixDogLover's avatar

Russia is a kleptocracy. They need the oil and gas money to flow to take their cut. Putin cannot keep his position unless his "friends" get their share. Criminal enterprise 101.

Oil and gas money flows much better for Russia with two changes: reduced sanctions and Middle East instability.

Trump could deliver both.

Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

Hmm...maybe Don could go and taunt the Lincoln Menorial?

impeachrinserepeat's avatar

Devin Nunes appeals as someone who desperately, achingly wants to confess to...something. Can't someone help that poor man?

Foocatchoo's avatar

Nunes now gets to be Trump's MAIN BITCH (sorry Pence)...

Foocatchoo's avatar

The closet door isn't that heavy!

Coco J. Harris's avatar

How kindly is your friend?

Jo Mathie's avatar

When I was six years old I once wrote my name on the wall in crayon and tried to blame it on my brother who was two years old and couldn't even pronounce my name properly let alone write it. My lie still sounds more credible than all of this. The Russia thing isn't so much a bit of smoke as huge dumpster fire - people aren't going to ignore it.

Daughter of Crazy Cat Lady's avatar

Very much so! She's originally from Louisiana, but married a wonderful Welshman eight years ago.

Dancesmartly's avatar

Reports are still conflicting. The more credible info says he's been convicted or suspected of criminal not terrorist activity. Both could be right or wrong. The truth will come out . Brits have been dealing with this terrorist stuff for a lot longer than the rest of us. The IRA bombed London for years.

Revenant's avatar

At least since the second half of the 19th century.

Dancesmartly's avatar

No drunk drivers regularly cause this level of carnage. The Brits can be trusted not to over react to it.