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Lefty Mark's avatar

The correct answer is always c.).

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Joseph's avatar

Butterdezillion is what you get when is someone trapped in there house waiting for there meds from the drugstore and some nourishment from the grocery. If the meds had not shown up when they did we could easily be a third of they into a good contemporary fantasy novel. Damn shame.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

That's going to take some real tiny graph paper. I am going to have to take a jpeg of my screen because it helps align the ions, or something.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It's because it's a FEMA CASKET, SHEEPLE!! Do I have to spell everything out??

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Capt.Jim's avatar

So someone has let sheriff Joe and the Mystery Machine dudes story out about a month too soon,damn Orly is going to be mad about this shit

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bobbert's avatar

The casket is too small because it is filled with all the votes that would have put Mittens over the top in Ohio.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i> ... conspiracy theorists really need to take some expository writing classes and learn to explain what they’re claiming</i>

Conspiracy nuts puking up top-secret-facts-that-are-on-the-internet-but-still-top-secret don't need no steenking explanations. That's the job of the conspiracy nuts who read the material.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

We won't believe what he finds out!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Thereby averting a massive explosion.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Changing up a few letters is exactly what you'd expect Obama to do. Q.E.D.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Hey kids! Let's have fun with Photoshop!

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chascates's avatar

The only thing to do is exhume the casket and just yank the shit out of the arms.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Obama will stop at nothing to keep Loretta Fuddy alive. He is truly history's greatest monster.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

DERPCON 4

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Butterdezillion is Eric Hoff! Here's the <a href="http:\/\/butterdezillion.wordpress.com\/" target="_blank">proof</a>.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Yes, but only to people who hate having anything rammed down their throat.

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