“At Schlumer & Jeffries , your trust is important to us. Without it, we couldn’t be elected, and we couldn’t work with other members of the Democratic party establishment to make deals behind closed doors that protect money and power. Sometimes there’s a little something in there for you too! Schlumer & Jeffries. Who else you gonna trust?”
If there is an afterlife of somekind, I am picturing Skepti and Fukui crowing about the recent election results and making sure all R inhabitants of fictional afterlife place know how badly their party fucked up. Copious amounts of weed/libations included.
Nothing like battening down the hatches and continuing to do exactly what just cost you the House and the Senate. Perhaps after the 2028 election there won't be a single repuq in the House or Senate.
Quickly looked up Jordan's academic pedigree. Economics major at U of Wisconsin-Madison. Master's in Education from Ohio State. J. D. from Capital University Law School, Columbus. Never took the Ohio bar exam and has never practiced law. If my memory serves me, there are nine active law schools in Ohio. A rating website puts his law alma mater at the bottom of the nine. I hope they don't put his picture up on some wall of honor. Hanging a Wanted poster in a Columbus post office would be more appropriate.
IHIP Jennifer Welch interviewed DOCTOR Ruth Ben-Ghiat after the blow out to get some perspective on how authoritarian shit heels cope with reversals. (DOCTOR Ruth Ben-Ghiat focuses her research on authoritarians and fascists in history.)
Doctor Ruth Ben-Ghiat cautioned everyone that donnie (and his defeated brand of fascism) will be shocked and somewhat passive to begin with. Then he will 'brood upon events' in the wee hours of the morning. He will then quickly pass into a reactionary rage.
Trump is laying a wreath at Arlington right now.
THAT IS MEMORIAL DAY YOU DUMB FUCKER!!!!
“At Schlumer & Jeffries , your trust is important to us. Without it, we couldn’t be elected, and we couldn’t work with other members of the Democratic party establishment to make deals behind closed doors that protect money and power. Sometimes there’s a little something in there for you too! Schlumer & Jeffries. Who else you gonna trust?”
OT: Have I mentioned how I feel that whomever buggered the substack activity log needs to be hogtied and shot? I did? Okay, sorry. Move along...
Jim Jordan is the missing link between homo sapiens and Neanderthal.
Prove me wrong.
OT: In Alaskastan news: Peltola has more votes than both Sullivans combined.
HAHAHAHAHA!
If you didn't know before, Juneau now!
"I hereby demand that Peltola's votes be awarded to Sullivan. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
If there is an afterlife of somekind, I am picturing Skepti and Fukui crowing about the recent election results and making sure all R inhabitants of fictional afterlife place know how badly their party fucked up. Copious amounts of weed/libations included.
Nothing like battening down the hatches and continuing to do exactly what just cost you the House and the Senate. Perhaps after the 2028 election there won't be a single repuq in the House or Senate.
Did Nvidia fire Huang? Stock is up 4.2%
or are people just buying the dip-shit?
Quickly looked up Jordan's academic pedigree. Economics major at U of Wisconsin-Madison. Master's in Education from Ohio State. J. D. from Capital University Law School, Columbus. Never took the Ohio bar exam and has never practiced law. If my memory serves me, there are nine active law schools in Ohio. A rating website puts his law alma mater at the bottom of the nine. I hope they don't put his picture up on some wall of honor. Hanging a Wanted poster in a Columbus post office would be more appropriate.
Gym Jordan is the minority leader MAGA Republicans deserve. He is the perfect blend of whiny, hateful and proudly dum.
IHIP Jennifer Welch interviewed DOCTOR Ruth Ben-Ghiat after the blow out to get some perspective on how authoritarian shit heels cope with reversals. (DOCTOR Ruth Ben-Ghiat focuses her research on authoritarians and fascists in history.)
Doctor Ruth Ben-Ghiat cautioned everyone that donnie (and his defeated brand of fascism) will be shocked and somewhat passive to begin with. Then he will 'brood upon events' in the wee hours of the morning. He will then quickly pass into a reactionary rage.
Looks like the Doctor was right about every step.
I see "Doctor Ruth" and my thoughts go somewhere drastically different.
"Vote for the penis!"
OT: An olde picture of this olde for Vet’s Day.
https://substack.com/profile/76665937-weejee/note/c-384706914?r=19n7td
happy Veterans Day!
lol
The one person who can make Mike Johnson look like Machiavellian master mind.
lol
Just got my flu and COVID shots. That's this week's middle finger to the GOP. I might recreationally wear a mask next week.
Can we still subpoena him?
Gym Jordan: "The Democrats will have an 85 seat margin over the GOP--we've got them just where we want them!"
"We win by losing. Thank you Dear Leader!"
Can't wait for the 2029 NYT piece on how brilliant this strategy ended up being, in hindsight.
We'll never tire of win losing!
Jim does like watching boys when they're down.
I'll go now . . .
And wet in the showers
"They're surrounded!"