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Can't wait to see his counsel make a motion that ejaculation is a form of political speech.

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Probably Shakespeare.What with his round heeled characters and what-not.

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'hip to be square'[nah, won't post youtube here]

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Yes! Duncan Hunter's illicit sex is clean as a whistle and Peter Strzok's is not only dirty but traitorous! Why would anybody have a problem with that?

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You know, sometimes the snark here gets a little dull and tired. I get it, it's hard to keep up with The Donald, good material is scarce, stock jokes are a coping mechanism, like comfort food (mmmm, more NO COLLUSION).

But glad to see Hunter's chutzpah has brought out the best in you.

I chuckled at " legitimate acts of sexual congress" and " the worst sort of cherry-picking."

But I let a go good laugh when you talked about golf. wondering "what kind of foursome may have been involved, and whether Hunter ever got into the rough."

I'm just wondering who might have played through, and who caddied.

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Hong Kong is basically one densely populated city, so it's easy to get to where the action is. If I wanted to let my freak flag fly in DC it's 5 hours by train or 8 by car, and I'm reasonably close.

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Single n - Newt Minow

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Thanks, Dok. Some lighthearted legal wrangling amidst the doldrums.

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Misused campaign funds on affairs and blamed his wife, and still got reelected. As one does...

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Hm. Wonder if his success is possibly related to all the whines and complaints about how the dating scene in D.C. is dried up for Reps & Cons.I mean, maybe his name & number are scratched into the womens' room stalls in the Capitol building or something....

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So, what's the over/under on the emergence of the dick pics?

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Ouch, looks like poor Duncan has all 100 problems. Should have done it the Devin way. Cows don't need to be taken to diner, cows don't take Ubers, cows hate Vegas, and cows never talk to the FEC or IRS.

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Judge said all Duncan's pillow talk is most definitely in play. Goes to motive and intent. Plus there's all those CC receipts. Should be a fun trial!

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I incorporated mine.

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Let us not forget that Bob Denver threatened to walk after the show became a huge hit if they didn't include the Professor and Mary Ann in the theme song.

And the rest, my ass.

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