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Yeah, those couple dates while in Washington, D.C. , concerts and ski-trip and other "vacations" while the wife is back in San Diego are just a little suspicious. As are those early AM UBER rides from the "Relationship" to the Office. A bit kinky to go out with one with your nephew, though. Maybe a reference?

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VAPE NASHE!

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LiartownUSA! YES!!!

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Lock Them Up, Lock Them Up!!!!!!

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RABBIT! It was the RABBIT's airfare!

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Jeebus. Evidently they were under the impression that the Congressional grifting would be more lucrative.

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I don't think I have ever enjoyed an indictment more.

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I haven't spelled "wiener" for a while. Sigh...

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Just sent this note to Duncan, via his House of Representatives webpage:

Well, that's it, then. After years of betraying the public trust and stealing campaign funds, your political career is circling the drain. Your last days as congressman will be filled with shame, regret, frustration and humiliation.

You brought this on yourself.

But before it's over, please fight the charges against you loudly and often, for our amusement. You're hilarious every time you blame Democrats and the "deep state" for your shameless greed and moral bankruptcy. The party of personal responsibility strikes again!

To me, there's nothing more satisfying than watching an arrogant, self-entitled, holier-than-thou common grifter get their comeuppance on the world stage. I say go out with a bang! In a few months, nobody will remember you.

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This may have been said already, but what's with these guys and their pet rabbits? I wonder if he and Pence know what their rabbits are saying behind their backs? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Having a bowl of Cheerios and reading about the LOL trouble this (R) is in......Today is starting off in a good direction. :)

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I believe it's called stupidity.

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Midnight tacos for when yer stoned.

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Proving that you really cannot buy good taste.

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He vapes indoors. I don't care who you are, that makes you an asshole.

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