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Late to this article, but I think Monica’s on to something.

I mean, she’s obviously trying to protect Big Pharma, because if men watch that ad they’ll destroy the market for Viagra, Levitra and Cialis! Why spend all that money on drugs when you can put that commercial on and feel like Smiling Bob?

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Them Dennis/Randy drunken get togethers must get wild.

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Dennis Quaid thinks that American politics have gone too far to the left in recent years.

The actor, who portrayed President Ronald Reagan in the 2024 biopic “Reagan,” was interviewed on Pastor Greg Laurie’s “The Greg Laurie Show” earlier this week. Laurie proposed to Quaid, “Things have gone so extremely, so far left right now. I saw a podcast — it was Bill Maher and Dana Carvey, and I’m forgetting the other guy’s name — but anyway, I think it was Dana Carvey said, ‘I’ve told my friends in Hollywood I’m a Clinton Democrat, and some of them are calling me a Nazi now.’”

Quaid replied, “You can’t do that.”

The 71-year-old actor agreed that these days, being a Clinton Democrat is the “same thing as being a neo-con, on the right side or whatever. What used to be, you can’t be anymore.”

He doesn’t describe himself as a Republican, however “I’m a common-sense independent, myself, he said, although he leans “more conservative in my head.”

“I’m just for common sense, is really what I am,” said Quaid.

Laurie brought up the subject of the current president, describing Donald Trump as “very personable, incredibly funny, a good listener and surprisingly approachable person.”

Quaid agreed that Trump is “surprisingly approachable and very funny. And really genuine. He wouldn’t be president if he wasn’t genuine. The people who voted for him, they know that he has their best interests at heart, that he is a genuine person.”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/dennis-quaid-thinks-hollywood-gone-180245382.html

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Laurie brought up the subject of the current president, describing Donald Trump as “very personable, incredibly funny, a good listener and surprisingly approachable person.”

Quaid agreed that Trump is “surprisingly approachable and very funny. And really genuine. He wouldn’t be president if he wasn’t genuine. The people who voted for him, they know that he has their best interests at heart, that he is a genuine person.”

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Tell me you you don't under sociopathy without etc etc

PropellerVigo's avatar

"I’m a Clinton Democrat"

So he's a boomer trapped in the 90s.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

He's boner trapped in his own mind.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

So he's dumb as shit, then.

Flashman's avatar

Nobody tell Monica Cole about the Dallas Cowboys' cheerleaders.

Mysterysurf's avatar

In response to the "hospital boat" being sent to Greenland, Denmark is sending a couple of mental hospital ships to the U.S. government.

Mavenmaven's avatar

I understand that both ships are in disrepair, so it is a double fail

Militant Agnostic's avatar

They are trying to retrofit a river boat. No joke. Sorry don't have a link.

paperlesstiger's avatar

Maybe he could send a hospital boat to Cuba where he admittedly caused a humanitarian catastrophe.

"M"'s avatar

I wish they could send some to the rest of us

2Cats2Furious's avatar

So much this. I’m exhausted.

eppe's avatar

They're gonna need some bigger boats.

beb's avatar

Monica Cole is so uptight that she makes "church ladies" seem like commie liberals.

Suel J's avatar

And, I'd have never seen this commercial so thank you for that!!!

Suel J's avatar

Heading out to Dunkin. With any luck I'll look like those ladies when I'm done with coffee.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I fucking swear if this cancer is bad enough that I have to go on chemo, I am eating sweets again. First thing is going to be a chocolate glazed from dunkin.

Reader's avatar

Oh man, well I am going to hope that you don't get a donut, and have a full and speedy recovery. And THEN you get a donut.

Thank You For Trying's avatar

There is a booty shaking "get up off that thang" Levi's commercial that is going to eventually piss off these folks and I can't wait. The performative nature of that one million mom is my favorite part. We're talking John Barron on Cspan crying about SCOTUS levels of performance.

GrandParadeOfLifelessPackaging's avatar

I can only imagine what our health thingy/person will recommend the great boat be stocked with to cure what ails them.

SkeptiKC's avatar

A country with a nationalized healthcare system doesn't require any such "...great hospital boat".

And that isn't a mere "boat", you vapid fuck. That is a US Navy SHIP, motherfucker.

JustPixelz's avatar

Cadet Bone Spurs is not the brightest bulb buried in the tulip garden.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

He's a dimbulb for damnsure.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

My only complaint about Dunkin Donuts is that they make me fat.

paperlesstiger's avatar

Donut, AKA, the circle of death.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

The absolute worst thing in life is that all the delicious stuff makes you fat.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Krusty Gnome's lavish jet plane: Air Fuck One.

Blame Steve Schmidt.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

Saging is going to be wildly insufficient, once these assholes are out. We're going to have to burn everything down and start again. Only way to be sure.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

We need Nukular Sage(tm)!

JanuaryClaire's avatar

I thought LF was working on this...

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

It might be on his secret project list.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

I need to review Axl’s notes while he’s sleeping. Fortunately, that should give me about 20 hours per day to investigate, as long as I avoid any snooping around 3AM.

Nathan Bell's avatar

Man, white nationalists are scared of black women.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Dude, yes! Yes they are.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

Snow day tomorrow! Just received the official text!

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Curling up in the warm with hot chocolate day!

JanuaryClaire's avatar

Indeed! Which will be nice after shoveling.

Mysterysurf's avatar

The kids are still alright.

𝗔 𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝘀𝘂𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝟯𝟮𝟯 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁. 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻.

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘝𝘪𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘢 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯’𝘴 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯. (Washington Post)

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

If you refuse to come to school, we will tell you you can't come anyway.

And, nya nya nya . . .

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

That'll go on their permanent record!

lmurr's avatar

In their cume file.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Great plan. Give those students a couple of days off from school to protest more.