I think I can identify his mental condition. Today I was reading student papers and one of them mentioned various techniques for managing "attention-defecation disorder". (I am NOT kidding) At the time I thought it was a typo but now I believe the student is on the cutting edge of psychology.
"Did you wear a condom??" "Yes...but only on my penis."
Damn, I was hoping it meant you get to don a helmet and get launched out of a cannon into the jury box. Knock them all down, win your case!
Just how much proof do they need before he's declared mentally ill and locks him up in a mental health facility?
You misspelled "is"
The rest is silence.
Well, "I'm going blind" meant he's getting near-sighted and needs glasses, sooo. . .
My mom AND my daughter are drama queens so I'm the filling in a drama sandwich.
A couple of years ago a student mentioned my favorite non-existent (or is it?) disorder: Post Dramatic Stress Disorder. Beck can cause that disorder.
I'll start stocking up on champagne!
Except sometimes he can't find any coffee. Or vodka.
Glenda.
Isn't that what the scooters are for?
Someone could use a few hits of propofol and a nap.
<i>&#039;...toxins in his body&quot;</i>
That comes from watching Fox News. It&#039;s when anger mixes with stupid and cheese fries.
You might not hear from me for a while; I&rsquo;ll be busy in some graveyard digging a nice deep hole for Mr. Beck.
Monsieur Grumpe the Happy Grave Digger.
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I think I can identify his mental condition. Today I was reading student papers and one of them mentioned various techniques for managing &quot;attention-defecation disorder&quot;. (I am NOT kidding) At the time I thought it was a typo but now I believe the student is on the cutting edge of psychology.