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Sunnyinwyoming's avatar

You don’t know what you’re missing! Mashed avocado mixed with bacon pieces on toast made with really nutty bread is amazing! Also super yummy on toasted everything bagels😁

DDB9000's avatar

The Not-Magnificent Seven

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TOOL long is right!

Littorally Speaking's avatar

Like nobody’s ever seen before.

DDB9000's avatar

When dehydrated that becomes Sugar Smack

GrannysKnitting's avatar

lol - sorry for the typo, but it worked out in the end

Tessiee's avatar

"Upon being shown a picture of himself and his then-wife Ivana Trump with Carroll, Trump remarked, “That’s Marla, yeah. That’s my wife.” He was quickly corrected by attorney Alina Habba."

So, laying the groundwork for evading consequences by claiming that he's an incompetent old man?

H0mer0's avatar

upvote for Monty Python reference.

"startle the cat" was trying to be a wonkette reference to self-pleasuring which never quite caught on.

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(armadillo pear seems more accurate to me)

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(are you implying that Portuguese sounds like frenchified and pickled Spanish?) I'd often thought that Dutch looks like badly spelled German