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You don’t know what you’re missing! Mashed avocado mixed with bacon pieces on toast made with really nutty bread is amazing! Also super yummy on toasted everything bagels😁

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Designated Hitler too.

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The Not-Magnificent Seven

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TOOL long is right!

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Like nobody’s ever seen before.

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"Shut up. I'm rich!"

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When dehydrated that becomes Sugar Smack

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lol - sorry for the typo, but it worked out in the end

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"Upon being shown a picture of himself and his then-wife Ivana Trump with Carroll, Trump remarked, “That’s Marla, yeah. That’s my wife.” He was quickly corrected by attorney Alina Habba."

So, laying the groundwork for evading consequences by claiming that he's an incompetent old man?

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Ta, Robyn.

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upvote for Monty Python reference.

"startle the cat" was trying to be a wonkette reference to self-pleasuring which never quite caught on.

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(armadillo pear seems more accurate to me)

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(are you implying that Portuguese sounds like frenchified and pickled Spanish?) I'd often thought that Dutch looks like badly spelled German

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(dig'em)

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Without cheating?

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