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I only made it to 1:32. Were the next :06 any better?

'Cause, DAMN.

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Um, dude, the chick in this video actually did this herownself.

Unfortunate-granddaughter-of-Gasman is just a bystander.

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Sean was, perhaps, a little too taken with the Hugo.

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Can anybody recognize this as rap, though?

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Actually, like a good rapper, she rhymes "-ate" with "-ake" in several places in the first 1:32.

After that, deponent fucks off.

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There once was a white girl whose hating Was substitute for masturbating. She waved her hands 'round As if she were clowned. Blankity blank fucking cunt.

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Okay, he's rolling over in the middle of the air.

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Hopefully, she will never meet Joe Scarborough.

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Hahaha. I'm late, but that was good.

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Holy moley. Thank you for that. Since I retired / ended-up-in-the-second-home-after-the-divorce up here in the foothills, I'm always looking for C&orW tunes that aren't awful. So far, this has mostly resolved to Brad Paisley, so I'm happy to be referred to another.

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Wait. You have to have a <i>thread</i> to make Axl Rose and Poison jokes?

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Israel in the '70s had no mass communication.

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Oh, bullshit.

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Big Skullf*cking Dog can probably perform an adjustment.

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Super Bowl Libel!!

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One word: Callistagingrich.

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