Yet another D.C. earthquake! Again centered in Virginia under Eric Cantor's nuclear dildo factory or whatever! DISASTER STRIKES AGAIN. We have to go to bed, and do not care about 4.5 aftershocks, but perhaps things are actually far worse, and in that case you must Share Your Stories so we can heal, together.
The quake took place <a href="http:\/\/earthquake.usgs.gov\/earthquakes\/recenteqsww\/Quakes\/se082311a.html" target="_blank">about 3.7 miles down.</a> I don&#039;t think they&#039;re doing a lot of fracking down there.
I was kidding.
Duck hunting through a blazing oil-soaked tidal marsh, with a dozen blind but trigger-happy Iraquis.
That&#039;ll be his day off, and I want him to look forward to it.
Sorry...stopped caring when you mentioned your nanny. Fucking rich people think they can do anything (in this case stopping earthquakes).
Fucking seriously, that looks like my GF&#039;s gay aunt.
Hey, at least SOMETHING is moving in Washington.
The quake took place <a href="http:\/\/earthquake.usgs.gov\/earthquakes\/recenteqsww\/Quakes\/se082311a.html" target="_blank">about 3.7 miles down.</a> I don&#039;t think they&#039;re doing a lot of fracking down there.
TMI, dude.
We&#039;ll get him eventually. But you knew that.