Poor dumb (clueless? Nahh, definitely dumb ) old man John "That One" McCain simply does not see why anyone is making a fuss over his simple little joke calling Mahmoud Ahmadinejad a monkey, because for god's sake, people, it is a JOKE and also did you notice that Iran is our enemy? And it's always OK to call the enemy a monkey, so will you all just LIGHTEN UP, people! It is not racist to call a dirty foreign leader a monkey, also, look at all the people comparing George Bush to a chimp, dammit you people I didn't spend FIVE AND A HALF YEARS in a slope gook dink POW camp to put up with being called a racist!
"A statesman is a politician who’s been dead 10 or 15 years." -- Harry S Truman. (Later adapted by Opus: "A statesman is a dead politician. Lord knows we need more statesmen.")
The fact that Walnuts is gradually losing his marbles first became apparent when he decided that the Tundra Twat was VP material. It's been steadily downhill since.
If he were a modern South Carolinian Republican, he would have suggested putting him down like a rabid dog. That's how behind the times he is.
They make the same joke, except instead of Iran sending a monkey to space in their version the USA sends McCain to the Senate. (It's funnier in Farsi.)
Well, of course he'll defend it. Otherwise he looks like someone who couldn't even control his own campaign.
(hugs you back) It's been too long!
"A statesman is a politician who’s been dead 10 or 15 years." -- Harry S Truman. (Later adapted by Opus: "A statesman is a dead politician. Lord knows we need more statesmen.")
The fact that Walnuts is gradually losing his marbles first became apparent when he decided that the Tundra Twat was VP material. It's been steadily downhill since.
Get off my space lawn.
HENNNGH??
If he were a modern South Carolinian Republican, he would have suggested putting him down like a rabid dog. That's how behind the times he is.
They make the same joke, except instead of Iran sending a monkey to space in their version the USA sends McCain to the Senate. (It's funnier in Farsi.)
Twitter, you cunt trollop.
Some of these senators (I'm looking at you Grassley) need to have a staff person do their tweeting for them.