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Vienna Woods's avatar

Well, of course he'll defend it. Otherwise he looks like someone who couldn't even control his own campaign.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

(hugs you back) It's been too long!

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

"A statesman is a politician who’s been dead 10 or 15 years." -- Harry S Truman. (Later adapted by Opus: "A statesman is a dead politician. Lord knows we need more statesmen.")

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The fact that Walnuts is gradually losing his marbles first became apparent when he decided that the Tundra Twat was VP material. It's been steadily downhill since.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Get off my space lawn.

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Sean Gothman's avatar

HENNNGH??

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schmannity's avatar

If he were a modern South Carolinian Republican, he would have suggested putting him down like a rabid dog. That's how behind the times he is.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

They make the same joke, except instead of Iran sending a monkey to space in their version the USA sends McCain to the Senate. (It's funnier in Farsi.)

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Sean Gothman's avatar

Twitter, you cunt trollop.

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diogenez's avatar

Some of these senators (I'm looking at you Grassley) need to have a staff person do their tweeting for them.

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