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Great tabs, Martini!

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Thank you Doug :D

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Love this one, Martini!

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Thanks Sister!

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This movie is a solid No in the chemical household, due to its racist portrayal of Asians. My family is half Korean so it hits a bit closer to home for me.

My kid ended up acquiring a lot of storybooks during his childhood, Aristocats being one of them. Worth noting that Disney removed the Siamese cats from the storybook, so at least they are learning.

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I hear ya. I'm trying to think of a Disney movie that doesn't play into some sort of stereotype, and I can't think of one. Children's entertainment is rife with horrible "lessons."

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The thing that gets me about the movie is the casualness of the racism. It's like Disney set out to create this cute, non-problematic movie about cats, finished it, and then some studio exec said, "Hmm, this is very close to good, but the problem I have with it is at no point did we denigrate a racial minority" so they added in a few scenes with racist Asian caricatures. It doesn't even make any sense why it's in there and it contributes nothing to the plot.

Now that I think of it, I'm pretty sure HP Lovecraft had a similar editing process.

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My guess is they wanted a throwback to Lady & the Tramp, it tickles the brain of the people paying for their kids or grandkids to see the movie, reminds them of their own childhood. They DGAF if it hurts more people as long as it brings in more money.

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I get that. I mentioned it a bit in my write-up. I can see the movie as a way to broach some difficult but important topics for kids to understand, but it's not for everyone.

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Wow! Your gifs are always great; and there are some that really stand out. This is one of them.

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Aw, thank you!

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Great Tabs this morning Martini!

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Not to be confused with The Aristocrats!

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"A man and a woman walk into a talent agency..."

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Where it was only the dog involved. The cat sat back and judged.

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Herding cats is easy when TABS are offered.

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Puns get top billing!

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That was adorbs. Reminded me of Harold and Maude except they're not geese, they are the community ducks. And now I've learned that they are formally called Pekins, not to be confused, heaven forefend, with Peking duck. They're aka Aflac ducks, and when we checked yesterday they were all settled in for a cold night, heads under wings.

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I forgot on first read about your duck duo! I was pretty confused about how the animated cat movie reminded you of the quirky 70s movie...

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If they don't produce any ducklings again this spring, I will conclude that they are really Harold and Claude and have a duck bromance. They're seldom ever more than a few feet from each other. They've finally come to tolerate the mallards too, it appears.

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If they are drakes there will be a little feather near their bum that curls up. Kind of like a little feathery cowlick. Also they won’t quack. They make a whispery/raspy sound instead.

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There's not one day when I don't learn something esoteric here, along the lines of something I would love to know but had never thought of before!

Thank you Cookie Lady!

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Weird thing I've never considered--do animals go through menopause? I've only ever had pets that were spayed, and I can't imagine how I would know about the Cycles of the Duck...

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Horses do and I'm told they have hot flashes.

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Mammals do, I assume birds and fowl do, also, too.

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Yay!

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I've enjoyed the cats, meerkats and kangaroos this week. I'll miss them when the ugly pusses of politicians return.

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Cannot recommend the pineapple chicken. Very bland and kind of tasteless. It’s why Allrecipes is not a go-to cooking site for me.

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I don't know the Danish Royal Family personally 😄 but I'm told they are very popular and the new King has raised his family to live like regular people, sending the kids to state school, etc.

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My family xmas gathering turned out to be a (not really super) COVID spreader event. 6 out of 8 with the 'viddie, me with some cheap knockoff virus that I'm just recovering from.

Mask up!

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Dr. Gay was fired because she did a poor job as Harvard President. She allowed anti-Semitism to flourish on campus, pissed off a number of large donors and failed spectacularly to provide any leadership during the past 3 months. She also has issues with plagiarism. Not every decision is seen through the lens of race. Sometimes someone is just not good at their job.

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Thank you for the words about Covid and masking. I am still in isolation after all this time because I have a chronic virus anyway and I can’t tolerate vaccines or viruses at all. I tried three of the vaccines (I had to give the nurses signed permission to give them to me) but I thought I should try anyway) and they caused more damage to my nervous system. I am very envious of people who can get them so please everyone listen to Rebecca, viruses can be very damaging long-term. Love you all.

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I cannot overstate just how life and health-wreckingly awful Long Covid is. There is not a single area of my life not affected by this disease. Every single system in my body is affected. From Brain Fog, to joint pain, to constant nausea, my heart only halfway contracting every few beats before it remembers to fully contract, having to lay down after a shower... these are just the tip of the iceberg. It’s been 3 1/2 years since I contracted Covid and on my very best day I’m about 30% of where I was. Long Covid is not a joke.

I’m still shaking and crying from the article in The Guardian. All those babies. And the media is pushing how we should let ourselves be victimized even further by those kinds of toxic, repulsive, sorry excuses for men? Fuck that noise!

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Sounds terrible and its hard to believe much as changed since the early 90's.

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When I was at law school the amazing JoAnne Epps was our Dean. Amazing Black legal scholar, US Attorney, was floated for Supreme Court in 2009, and isn't on that 2021 list because by then she was provost of the entire University. She died suddenly last year and it was a terrible loss for us all.

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I did not even know about Wonkette in 2016, and am sad because it would have offered solace. But now that I have seen all the cute pictures of Donna Rose with her friends, I will say that David Corn is a friend of mine, also. In fact, my spouse's high school best friend. Stood up with us at our wedding because he is a stand up guy.

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This Saturday's Movie Night is 𝐃𝐢𝐯𝐚 (1981.)

https://open.substack.com/pub/ziggywiggy/p/wonkette-movie-night-jan-6-2024-diva?r=2knfuc&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

All are welcome! Just go to Wonkette at 8pm ET(movie starts at 9pm ET) for pre-movie socializing. Find the movie on your own preferred device, I list the streaming options available, I try to find free versions but sometimes it may need to be rented. I give a 15 minute countdown in the comments so we can all start watching at the same time. Then throughout the movie there’s trivia and it is expected that you WILL talk during the movie! It’s a great way to watch a movie with friends who, although located far apart, can share a good time.

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Diva is a fine film! I saw it at the little art theater in Yellow Springs.

We went to see it the first night of of a three night run. Liked it so much we went the next two nights. Great movie !

The director,Jean-Jacques Beineix, made another film the late '80s, Betty Blue, that is, amazingly, even better than Diva.

It's challenging, quite a head full.

Also highly recommend it.

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It is a wonderful film, hoping people give it a chance even if it's in French with English subtitles and has a focus on opera, with a little murder thrown in. Because there is so much more to it than what it appears to be.

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Get everyone to stay for the subway chase and they will be fans for life.

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Can someone explain why DeSantis has made "we can blow up the Bahamas" a talking point in his campaign? Do the residents of FL fear an attack from the Bahamas? WTF?

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Fuck

Oxford defines Fuck as meaning

1. To have sex with someone, or

2. To ruin or damage

"Fuck, the State of Missouri just sent an email saying that I am no longer being considered for employment at the only proper job in the area. Fuck the State of Missouri, fuck America, and fuck the lack of prosperity in this impoverished nation. Fuck, I need a stiff drink at 9:30 A.M."

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So sorry, Momo. I hope you find work soon.

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Me too. ❤

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Also keep up with vaccinations if you want better chance of avoiding long covid (the more jabs, the better your chances), I'm getting my sixth jab tomorrow. Mayo clinic has new study that shows masking does work, even double-layered cloth ones. This is because the virus has to hitch a ride on droplets, which are much bigger than the virus itself.

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Now, that is how you do bothsiderism!

https://twitter.com/Daniel_Sugarman/status/1743264754351628657 ---

So the South African Government is accusing Israel of genocide at the ICJ literally at the same time as the President of South Africa welcomes Hemedti, the butcher of Darfur.

Make it make sense.

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Eeesh, I need a shower after reading that Guardian article.

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