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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

It's best to extract it during hibernation.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I remember reading the Bearnaise Bears books as a kid...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Are these teh cakes we liek?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=rPZNjtODzFI" target="_blank">This</a> is how you do it.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

<i>"Continue to get your hands dirty by mashing all the ingredients together with your hands."</i>

If I want to get <u>really</u> dirty, can I employ other body parts? I suppose it's safe to share my weird compulsions here, none of you is likely to drop by for dinner.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

One time, I ordered some meatballs at a restaurant. They were the size of baseballs. I took a bite, and they were delicious. Then I noticed a hair in it. But they were so good, I just pushed that one aside and went for a bite of another on on the plate. Again, I found a hair, so I showed the waiter and told him I wanted to send the meatballs back.

He was very apologetic and asked me to follow him back to the kitchen. Back there, he showed me the one-armed cook, with his shirt unbuttoned, rolling meatballs out on his bare chest. I recoiled in disgust. The waiter said, "If you think that's bad, you should see how he stuffs the peppers!"

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

I knew someone would get on the authenticity of the sauce . . .

No shallots either.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

I think you <i>should</i> be bitchy about it. I would. Parsley is a lousy stand-in for chervil.

Mahousu's avatar

Here's the bearnaise cheat, if Fitzy won't post it: Left Left Up Left Left Triangle Left Right X.

Or in other words, a blender works really well for it. Melt the butter and keep it quite warm. (Clarify it, if you're anal.) Now blend the eggs yolks, vinegar (or lemon juice, if you prefer) and seasonings, until they're well-whipped and admit you are the master. While the blender is still running (low speed), remove the top, and gradually pour in the melted butter. Looks good? Then you are done. Just don't tell anyone you did it this way.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Yes, you <i>could</i> do it that way, if you don't want to deal with the frustration of ruining a delicious sauce.