Bowling Ebola doctor Craig Spencer is set to be released from Bellevue Hospital Center in New York sometime today so he can continue his reign of disease-spreading terror that was so rudely interrupted by health officials determined to keep him from infecting the city’s entire population by spewing hemorrhagic-fever-laced vomit all over it.
His Ebola response is one of those things that he'll never get any credit for, and won't get him on Greatest Presidents lists, but make me happy Obama's president. Christ, can you imagine Mittens handling it? He'd retreat to his beachside car elevator and nuke the rest of the country from orbit, just to be sure.
On this Remembrance Day, it's important to remember the politicians who sacrificed nothing to save Our Freedumbs from the threat they correctly thought would scare the already-terrified rubes.
Thank you for your self-service, you awful pandering dickweeds.
"leaving Maine, presumably in the vain hope she’ll find more reasonable yahoos elsewhere in the country."
Yeah, good luck with that. The Stupidity Virus is spreading faster than Ebola, whooping cough, dengue fever, typhoid, flu, and chicken pox combined. We will never be free of this virulent disease.
There's a perfectly logical reason - all the stores didn't want the Ebola panic cutting into Christmas shopping season, so they told the media to knock it off.
I'd like to think the rubes are taking a long hard look at themselves and feel bad that they let themselves get so worked up over something so unsupported by evidence. I'd like to think that, but I am not actually thinking it.
You could print up copies of this article on reams of dead trees, then rub each and every one of their noses in it like housebreaking a puppy- and they still wouldn't see themselves as the fools that they were and would continue to believe that Bamz failed them somehow. Fear based programming is extraordinarily powerful.
His Ebola response is one of those things that he'll never get any credit for, and won't get him on Greatest Presidents lists, but make me happy Obama's president. Christ, can you imagine Mittens handling it? He'd retreat to his beachside car elevator and nuke the rest of the country from orbit, just to be sure.
I think we still need to consider a quarantine, to prevent further spread of the particularly virulent Texas strain of Derpbola.
...thank you Republican Senate!
Some 'Merkin country music guitar picker needs to start a duel with him, stat!
On this Remembrance Day, it's important to remember the politicians who sacrificed nothing to save Our Freedumbs from the threat they correctly thought would scare the already-terrified rubes.
Thank you for your self-service, you awful pandering dickweeds.
I presume some kind of large cart is involved.
But I was so certain Obama was presidenting us into a walking dead ebolanado!
I guess the only explanation is that a GOP-controlled Congress jumped in and saved us.
"leaving Maine, presumably in the vain hope she’ll find more reasonable yahoos elsewhere in the country."
Yeah, good luck with that. The Stupidity Virus is spreading faster than Ebola, whooping cough, dengue fever, typhoid, flu, and chicken pox combined. We will never be free of this virulent disease.
There's a perfectly logical reason - all the stores didn't want the Ebola panic cutting into Christmas shopping season, so they told the media to knock it off.
I'd like to think the rubes are taking a long hard look at themselves and feel bad that they let themselves get so worked up over something so unsupported by evidence. I'd like to think that, but I am not actually thinking it.
try some Burt's mind-your-own beeswax
You could print up copies of this article on reams of dead trees, then rub each and every one of their noses in it like housebreaking a puppy- and they still wouldn't see themselves as the fools that they were and would continue to believe that Bamz failed them somehow. Fear based programming is extraordinarily powerful.
"Gov. Chris Christie was a total dick about the whole crisis."
Again, you repeat yourself.