Yesterday we closed our story about wingnut outrage over EbonyMagazine's "We Are Trayvon" covers by noting that Ebony was taking the fuss in stride, as reflected in this tweet:
The Washington Times is for people too stupid to keep up with the Daily Bawler (pitiful as that is) yet still a step above Jim Hoft's funhouse of disturbed children. They can be fun to tease at times, but they're usually too dumb to get any jokes you tell at their expense
<i>Ebony</i> is to <i>&quot;duped&quot;</i>
as
<i>Patrick Howley</i> is to <i>&quot;getting caught fucking the chicken, then hastily cramming the chicken up your own ass and calling it rape&quot;</i>
Using <i>Daily Caller</i> in the same sentence with <i>existential debate</i>, <i>jokes</i>, and <i>reality</i> (prolly <i>nature</i>, also, too) seems to me akin to adding Mentos to a bottle of diet cola and not stepping back fast enough. Need a towel, Dok?
The Washington Times is for people too stupid to keep up with the Daily Bawler (pitiful as that is) yet still a step above Jim Hoft&#039;s funhouse of disturbed children. They can be fun to tease at times, but they&#039;re usually too dumb to get any jokes you tell at their expense
If a non-existent chicken is being fucked in the woods, does it make a sound like Patrick Howley tripping over his non-existent dick?
Amsterdam also too
a zebra after she lets it fly?
In NM? That&#039;s where I went to Catholic school. Our nuns just had nosebleeds.
<i>Ebony</i> is to <i>&quot;duped&quot;</i>
as
<i>Patrick Howley</i> is to <i>&quot;getting caught fucking the chicken, then hastily cramming the chicken up your own ass and calling it rape&quot;</i>
I&#039;m thinking Cousinitt won the sub thread, though I like the idea of a Sanford Fl sidewalk as well...
Also just in: GOP outreach efforts still include Clint Eastwood shouting.
Ebony trolled the fuck out of those idjits, they&#039;ll go on foaming at the mouth for days or weeks- a real thing of beauty by Ebony.
as always, the droolers at the DC have turned their comments into arglebarglepalooza
my fav so far- &#039;Will the proceeds of the magazine sales be used to compensate Martin&#039;s victim?&quot;
&quot;Becca&#039;s in box&quot;
Hmmm, nope I&#039;m gonna be a good pinhead today...
SNARKNADO!!1!
4. Still in existence?
that would be an improvement in his case
Time lines...how do they work?
Using <i>Daily Caller</i> in the same sentence with <i>existential debate</i>, <i>jokes</i>, and <i>reality</i> (prolly <i>nature</i>, also, too) seems to me akin to adding Mentos to a bottle of diet cola and not stepping back fast enough. Need a towel, Dok?