Yesterday we closed our story about wingnut outrage over EbonyMagazine's "We Are Trayvon" covers by noting that Ebony was taking the fuss in stride, as reflected in this tweet: “We have so many Tea Party readers and followers. To lose all zero of them due to our September cover would be devastating.”
The Washington Times is for people too stupid to keep up with the Daily Bawler (pitiful as that is) yet still a step above Jim Hoft's funhouse of disturbed children. They can be fun to tease at times, but they're usually too dumb to get any jokes you tell at their expense
<i>Ebony</i> is to <i>&quot;duped&quot;</i>
as
<i>Patrick Howley</i> is to <i>&quot;getting caught fucking the chicken, then hastily cramming the chicken up your own ass and calling it rape&quot;</i>
Using <i>Daily Caller</i> in the same sentence with <i>existential debate</i>, <i>jokes</i>, and <i>reality</i> (prolly <i>nature</i>, also, too) seems to me akin to adding Mentos to a bottle of diet cola and not stepping back fast enough. Need a towel, Dok?
The Washington Times is for people too stupid to keep up with the Daily Bawler (pitiful as that is) yet still a step above Jim Hoft&#039;s funhouse of disturbed children. They can be fun to tease at times, but they&#039;re usually too dumb to get any jokes you tell at their expense
If a non-existent chicken is being fucked in the woods, does it make a sound like Patrick Howley tripping over his non-existent dick?
Amsterdam also too
a zebra after she lets it fly?
In NM? That&#039;s where I went to Catholic school. Our nuns just had nosebleeds.
<i>Ebony</i> is to <i>&quot;duped&quot;</i>
as
<i>Patrick Howley</i> is to <i>&quot;getting caught fucking the chicken, then hastily cramming the chicken up your own ass and calling it rape&quot;</i>
I&#039;m thinking Cousinitt won the sub thread, though I like the idea of a Sanford Fl sidewalk as well...
Also just in: GOP outreach efforts still include Clint Eastwood shouting.
Ebony trolled the fuck out of those idjits, they&#039;ll go on foaming at the mouth for days or weeks- a real thing of beauty by Ebony.
as always, the droolers at the DC have turned their comments into arglebarglepalooza
my fav so far- &#039;Will the proceeds of the magazine sales be used to compensate Martin&#039;s victim?&quot;
&quot;Becca&#039;s in box&quot;
Hmmm, nope I&#039;m gonna be a good pinhead today...
SNARKNADO!!1!
4. Still in existence?
that would be an improvement in his case
Time lines...how do they work?
Using <i>Daily Caller</i> in the same sentence with <i>existential debate</i>, <i>jokes</i>, and <i>reality</i> (prolly <i>nature</i>, also, too) seems to me akin to adding Mentos to a bottle of diet cola and not stepping back fast enough. Need a towel, Dok?